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Jersey mike
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« on: January 10, 2016, 01:06:58 PM »
http://imgur.com/gallery/9CzgktO
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Valkorado
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Gunnison, Colorado (7,703') Here there be twisties.
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2016, 04:21:16 PM »
 2funny
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Have you ever noticed when you're feeling really good,
there's always a pigeon that'll come sh!t on your hood?
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Mr Whiskey
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2016, 04:37:24 PM »
Thanks Bro, I needed that!
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Peace, Whiskey.
Pappy!
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2016, 06:07:53 PM »
That was great!!!
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firea100
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East China Mi.
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2016, 06:59:55 PM »
Seriously Clark??????
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2016, 07:00:22 PM »
Kinda reminded me why I dated a couple women just once prior to meeting my present wife.  crazy2

As for the "toot"....once as a young lad we were in church, my parents and me. This HUGE fat lady was sitting in front of me, blocking my view. The pews were more like park benches with cracks between the boards. Suddenly I heard this sound that sounded like a German Shepherd growling instead of just a "toot," followed by the most horrendous smell. I said out loud much to the embarrassment of my folks;  "good grief, who farted."  My mother wanted to slide down to the floor and hide, dad promised me some special attention after church, everyone around us started to laugh and as for me.....I just got up and walked out. I must have been about seven at the time and I paid dearly for my mouth and actions.
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2016, 07:24:50 PM »
Sort of like the Cookie Monster on meth.
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cookiedough
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« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2016, 07:40:06 AM »
In high school watching a BB game in the crowd,  without notice,  I let out the most LOUD, vibrating, LONG,  toot EVER heard.  It was so loud and effective,  it literally shook the wooden bleacher seats since the guy sitting next to me felt the bleachers vibrate as well.

I CLAIMED IT!  Impressive for sure, TOP that one!  2funny
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da prez
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« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2016, 08:14:21 AM »
   The reason the smell is so the deaf can enjoy them also!!!!! 2funny 2funny 2funny

                       da prez   angel angel uglystupid2 uglystupid2 Grin Grin
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Patrick
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« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2016, 09:20:11 AM »
Oh the musical fruit. It'll give you away every time.
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Wizzard
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2016, 10:12:40 AM »
Like the 80 yr old lady sitting by her husband in church and says "I just let a silent fart, now what do I do?"
He said,, Get your hearing aid checked.
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« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2016, 10:15:37 AM »
Quote from: Wizzard on January 11, 2016, 10:12:40 AM
Like the 80 yr old lady sitting by her husband in church and says "I just let a silent fart, now what do I do?"
He said,, Get your hearing aid checked.
2funny
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