"Straight old fart male would prefer non smoker" Kind of sounds like one of those kinky personal ads. (You didn't really think I was going to be able to keep my sophomoric humor to myself) And for the record if you haven't woken yourself up with LOUD snoring you ain't got any game.

Both ex ole ladies and my brother have informed me I snore!

And-NO-never woke myself up snoring.

You've met me-straight old fart and non smoke!

RIDE SAFE.