Patrick
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Largo Florida
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« on: May 03, 2016, 06:41:07 AM » |
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Subject: Fw: Fwd: Humour redirected.
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.";
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels.";
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.";
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed.";
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.";
At a Tyre (Tire) Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout.";
On an Electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.";
In a Non-smoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.";
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.";
At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.";
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.";
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!";
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.";
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.";
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.";
At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank Heaven for little grills.";
In a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak.";
--Irv
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mike72903
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2016, 08:03:55 AM » |
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baldo
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2016, 08:42:56 AM » |
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2016, 05:32:42 PM » |
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On a septic pump truck, back in the day, in my home town
"Your Sh1t, My bread and butter"
Only it didn't have the "1"
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NewValker
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Oxford, MA
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« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2016, 05:39:24 PM » |
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On septic truck WHAT U 8
Craig
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Turns out not what or where, but who you ride with really matters  |
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Bighead
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« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2016, 06:24:18 PM » |
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Local gas station about 30 yrs ago had a sign over the cash register that said "Our credit manager is Helen Wate if you want credit got to Helen Wate  |
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1997 Bumble Bee
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2016 Wing
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« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2016, 08:43:53 PM » |
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 I'm thinking there was a movie that actually featured a similar sign, but cannot for the life of remember it. Could have been an old XXX flick. |
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Wizzard
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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2016, 08:22:14 AM » |
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On a septic truck,, "Just another load of political promises"
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2016, 08:49:22 AM » |
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Chilkoot Charlie's in Anchorage. "We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you"
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Wizzard
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2016, 08:57:20 AM » |
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Bubba's Burgers in Hawaii. "We cheat Attorneys and drunks" It used to say "we cheat drunks" and some attorney in CA files a lawsuit against him saying he patented that phrase so the owner added Attorneys and he was good.  |
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POPS 57
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2016, 06:54:21 AM » |
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One of the honey wagon trucks around here says. A flush beats a full house. In St Cloud M.N. a porn store is next to the KFC. The porn store sign says. We are finger licking good too.
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And as i shifted into 5th I couldn't remember a thing she said.
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POPS 57
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Motley MN
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« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2016, 04:58:20 AM » |
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And as i shifted into 5th I couldn't remember a thing she said.
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czuch
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« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2016, 03:01:25 PM » |
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Local septic truck,
"satisfaction guaranteed, or double your load back".
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Aot of guys with burn marks,gnarly scars and funny twitches ask why I spend so much on safety gear
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bigguy
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Texarkana, TX
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« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2016, 05:23:02 AM » |
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Well this thread sure took a crappy turn.
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Here there be Dragons.  |
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