csj
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I used to be a wolfboy, but I'm alright NOOOOOWWWW
Peterborough Ontario Canada
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« on: August 09, 2016, 05:09:34 PM » |
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Sign at a rural farm store; Do you need fence? Wire you driving past us.
Sign at a small town hotrod shop; Black Trucks Matter.
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A guy called me a Ba$tard, I said in my case it's an accident
of birth, in your case you're a self made man.
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Bighead
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« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2016, 05:15:39 PM » |
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Welcome to our OOL. Notice ther is no " P " in it lets keep it that way. Saw this at a hotel swimming pool years ago.  |
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1997 Bumble Bee
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2016 Wing
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Psychotic Bovine
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« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2016, 05:57:03 PM » |
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"I aim to misbehave."
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« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2016, 07:01:29 PM » |
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---RAY CEMETERY-->
END OF THE ROAD
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2016, 07:33:17 PM » |
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1997 Bumble Bee
1999 Interstate (sold)
2016 Wing
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2016, 07:41:06 PM » |
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First Presbyterian Ch**ch., What's missing----UR
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2015 GoldWing Trike
1999 Valkyrie Interstate Trike, gone but not forgotten
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Mr Whiskey
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« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2016, 08:10:10 PM » |
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Peace, Whiskey.
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da prez
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2016, 06:22:29 AM » |
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On a tombstone; I TOLD THEM I WAS SICK.
daprez
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2016, 06:34:21 AM » |
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One of my favorites: BE PREPARED TO STOP Don't know about your vehicle, but, MINE has brakes, therefore, I am ALWAYS "prepared".  |
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Psychotic Bovine
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2016, 06:58:11 AM » |
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I like the Yield signs at railroad crossings. Yield the right-of-way. Like you have a choice in the matter.
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"I aim to misbehave."
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hubcapsc
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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2016, 07:07:39 AM » |
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 -Mike "what does that mean, really?" |
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Patrick
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Largo Florida
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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2016, 07:08:15 AM » |
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I recently put up a new sign.
You are entering a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.
You are entering the flip-flop zone.
Appropriate dress required.
Another one at the front door.
No working during drinking hours.
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2016, 09:39:01 AM » |
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« Last Edit: August 11, 2016, 09:44:13 AM by Jess from VA »
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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2016, 10:41:28 AM » |
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More of a picture than a sign BUT I liked it-jane fondas picture in a urinal. Also seen above a urinal-we aim to please-you aim too PLEASE. Seen in more than one Navy head-flush twice-it's a long way to the chow hall. At a video store I frequented in Colorado-if you smoke we will assume you are on fire and take the appropriate measurers. Also-smoke if you must just don't exhale. RIDE SAFE.
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
VRCCDS0240 2012 GL1800 Gold Wing Motor Trike conversion
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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2016, 11:14:48 AM » |
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Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDw4lsPDEho(And yes, I know some old hippie band did the song originally) |
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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Hooter
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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2016, 01:56:38 PM » |
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A sign by the church down the road: Spend 19 minutes with Jesus every Thursday at 7:00 PM.
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You are never lost if you don't care where you are!
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Mr Whiskey
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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2016, 02:40:31 PM » |
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Peace, Whiskey.
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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2016, 02:41:43 PM » |
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Would there be 318 curves in this eleven miles?  |
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1997 Bumble Bee
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Mr Whiskey
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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2016, 02:56:06 PM » |
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Peace, Whiskey.
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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2016, 02:56:43 PM » |
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Instead of placing this sign every mile and a half on this stretch of road they just need to put one 4 x 4 sign at the start: Fun next 11 miles Mind your crap! |
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2015 GoldWing Trike
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« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2016, 03:00:39 PM » |
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Instead of placing this sign every mile and a half on this stretch of road they just need to put one 4 x 4 sign at the start: Fun next 11 miles Mind your crap! I like it |
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1997 Bumble Bee
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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2016, 04:52:47 PM » |
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Always liked this one. Saw it in Quartzite one year. -RP  |
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2016, 04:55:52 PM » |
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Always liked this one. Saw it in Quartzite one year. -RP They work out of Havasu. I see them a lot. We also have a towing company here called "CamelTow" |
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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2016, 04:59:04 PM » |
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Here's another I never quite figured out. I didn't think this was a planned event. -RP  |
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Gavin_Sons
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columbus indiana
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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2016, 06:52:45 PM » |
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Wew have a semi wrecker service her locally and they named their big wrecker "HAPPY HOOKER"
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« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2016, 06:14:24 AM » |
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Didn't the Partridge Family do a version too???? |
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2016, 07:35:55 AM » |
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More of a picture than a sign BUT I liked it-jane fondas picture in a urinal. Also seen above a urinal-we aim to please-you aim too PLEASE. Seen in more than one Navy head-flush twice-it's a long way to the chow hall. At a video store I frequented in Colorado-if you smoke we will assume you are on fire and take the appropriate measurers. Also-smoke if you must just don't exhale. RIDE SAFE.
Dennis, I like this one about Jane even better.   Also found this one amusing until my wife suggested putting it out front.  Probably photo-shopped to add the old timer's image at the top. Still funny.  |
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« Reply #27 on: October 14, 2016, 08:16:03 AM » |
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This thread had not been dead so long that it could not be resuscitated.  Outside the Ball & Biscuit 331 Massachusetts Ave Indianapolis, IN |
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« Reply #28 on: October 14, 2016, 08:30:27 AM » |
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Got a kick outta' this one....  |
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You can never be lost if you don't care where you're going!
98 "Tourerstate" (Std. with I/S bags/trunk)
98 Tourer solo ride
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #29 on: October 14, 2016, 09:09:58 AM » |
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Years ago I had so much dog poop in my yard, I came very close to putting up my own sign. DOG OWNERS
Please take your dog crap with you.
Or feel free to eat it right here. [/color] |
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henry 008
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« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2016, 09:47:25 AM » |
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saw this in a bar in ft wayne on my sons bday.  |
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Safe Winds... Brother  |
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2016, 10:16:26 AM » |
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Since my last name(actually the only name I've ever had  ) is Schmidt, I wanted to put a sign on our mail box that read: THE SCHMIDT HOUSE! I was overruled 1:1, any guesses as to who it might have been? |
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Wizzard
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« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2016, 10:18:47 AM » |
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How about "Camels tow service" We will snatch you out of tight places
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henry 008
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« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2016, 11:48:03 AM » |
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tis the scary season   |
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Safe Winds... Brother |
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« Reply #34 on: October 14, 2016, 12:26:45 PM » |
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This one "hung" on the side of Hwy #3 close to Manning Park in BC for quite a few years after a devastating forest fire caused by a cigarette thrown from a car in the late 50's. I remember as a kid travelling from home in Nelson BC to Vancouver to visit family... it was a 9-10 hour drive in those days and us kids always waited to see the "big cigarette at the burnt down forest" because it looked cool and then we knew we were getting close to Vancouver. The Provincial Government dept. of forestry posted the sign....can you imagine the backlash if a goverment body did someting like that in today's world?  I posted this one a while back on another "signs" thread...from our annual Valhalla Rally for NW US and Western CDN Valkers...next year being held in Post Falls ID the Friday-Saturday prior to Inzane in Billings...a perfect waypoint enroute to Billings  |
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Gryphon Rider
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« Reply #35 on: October 14, 2016, 01:30:17 PM » |
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #36 on: October 14, 2016, 03:57:50 PM » |
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I have tasted Jagermeister, and lighter fluid, and I'm pretty sure it's the same stuff. Ptooey. |
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« Reply #37 on: October 14, 2016, 04:08:05 PM » |
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I posted one at work, LIFT THE SEAT BEFORE YOU PEE ,  OR LICK THE SEAT WHEN YOU ARE DONE!  da prez |
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MarkT
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« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2016, 04:36:44 PM » |
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Hanging on my shop door:  Hanging on my bike barn door:  I know, not real funny I just like them and frankly I mean it so why not. |
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #39 on: October 14, 2016, 06:51:30 PM » |
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Wow ! I've never worked for someone that was a fan of liquor to that extent. They have all that in the workplace ? |
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