Chin up Bruce I think I know what your problem is.It's called Lack O Nookie. Wimp
Yep, that's be it, all right!!! I'm what I call an unhappy practitioner of chronic involuntary celibacy. Only known cure is ... well... you know... Any prospects up yonder in the hills? I ain't particular! Not any more, anyway... Like my uncle used to say, "Son, if you find that the gals ain't meeting your standards, you need to lower those standards!"
DDT