Newsweek cover

[John Schmidt]

YAAAWWN!  Think I'll go watch my hair grow, more interesting and will make Meathead jealous at the same time.     Sorry bud, just had to.... 

...eat your heart out...

I could have long ago, chose not to. Bugs me now when it gets to my collar but as a kid during summer I'd let it grow from our last track meet until early football practice. That meant my last cut was sometime in mid-April, it would grow until about the 3rd week of August. Had to cut it so I could get my helmet on. Girls loved it!