Ugly Christmas Sweater Question

[Rams]

Got an invitation to an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party.

Anyone that knows me is aware that I am very competitive and want to win anything I get into so,
I'm coming to the place I feel most certainly I can take advantage of knowledgeable folks here have (assuming they will share the vast knowledge they possess).

The party is not until mid-December so, I have time to locate one.   I'm not really sure what an Ugly Christmas Sweater is supposed to look like.   I have no doubt some of my friends here do though.

Suggestions are welcomed.   Socially unacceptable sweaters are not allowed, what ever that means.

[The emperor has no clothes]

 Socially unacceptable sweaters are not allowed, what ever that means.

That's too bad. I have several with Santa's helper on a Stripper Pole. (The blinking Christmas lights on the nipples would surely put you into first place)

[Jess from VA]

You asked, so here you go.  This ought to do it.  



Wow, this must be a popular pastime.

https://www.google.com/search?q=ugly+christmas+sweater&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwih_ZbI7qXXAhVJ62MKHXbVDAYQ_AUICygC&biw=1424&bih=652#imgrc=_

[da prez]

  Hit the resale shops or church sales. You will know ugly when you see it. The sweaters with animals ,elves , trees or / and a combination of all. Flashing light add to the puke factor.
  Was given on once to wear to a family function. It never happened. Oh , yeah , it was from the E X.
 That is why (partially) they are called an ex 

                                       da prez

[Gavin_Sons]

Make your own. You can get all kinds of pre made, I guess you would call them patches. Buy you a sweater of the color of your choice then if your wife can sew, have her mate the patches to the sweater.  Knowing you, I know your wife knows how to sew.

[Gavin_Sons]

http://www.cafepress.com/+ugly-christmas+patches

[Pappy!]

Sew a really disgusting Halloween mask onto one of your old sweaters.

[Hooter]

I think I'd stay away from the "rainbow sweater".

[Rams]

You asked, so here you go.  This ought to do it.  



Wow, this must be a popular pastime.

https://www.google.com/search?q=ugly+christmas+sweater&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwih_ZbI7qXXAhVJ62MKHXbVDAYQ_AUICygC&biw=1424&bih=652#imgrc=_

 ???  
Didn't mean I wanted to borrow one from your personal collection. 

I think I'd stay away from the "rainbow sweater".