Tomorrow is the Rapture? Judgemet day?

[Bobbo]

Harold Camping previously predicted the "End of Days" as September 6, 1994, but has now assured us that his newest calculation is correct...

[Serk]

Everyone go to Good Will and buy up a ton of old clothes, then Saturday night, lay 'em out on sidewalks all over town...

Bonus points - Lay 'em out in front of places those who believe they will be raptured wouldn't dare go for double ironic effect - Nudie bars, gay bars, porno stores, "paraphernalia" stores, Democratic party headquarters, Planned Parenthood, etc...

[eric in md]

 

[Chrisj CMA]

It would be ok with me if it is tomorrow.....I dont see any way this guy can guarantee it.  I think hes spent a little too much time alone.

But, if it is tomorrow and many of us are gone, what are the rest of you going to do........BTW first one to my house can have my Valk if we're raptured........

better be sure though cause we have enough guns to make sure you get raptured if you be premature 

[hubcapsc]

I dont see any way this guy can guarantee it

He can't. Matthew 24 is pretty clear on that...

-Mike

[Bobbo]

But, if it is tomorrow and many of us are gone, what are the rest of you going to do........BTW first one to my house can have my Valk if we're raptured........

A better question would be if this really is the Rapture, how will you explain still being here on Sunday?    ???

[Chrisj CMA]

But, if it is tomorrow and many of us are gone, what are the rest of you going to do........BTW first one to my house can have my Valk if we're raptured........

A better question would be if this really is the Rapture, how will you explain still being here on Sunday?    ???

Bobbo...I know in whom I believe, there is no doubt.  If Im alive when the rapture starts I will get to use my freefall skills going up instead of down for the one and only time

[alph]

that'll be a great day, if it were ever to happen......  it'd be wonderful to finally get rid of all those war mongers, people that wish to kill others 'cause they don't "believe".....

so, if the rapture occurs, does that mean i get to bang my 72 virgins??

[hubcapsc]

that'll be a great day, if it were ever to happen......  it'd be wonderful to finally get rid of all those war mongers, people that wish to kill others 'cause they don't "believe".....

so, if the rapture occurs, does that mean i get to bang my 72 virgins??

Dude, you can fornicate with whoever you want, but you'll have to wait in line behind the
unrepentant would-be-murderers, they'll still be here...

-Mike

[Ice]

It would be ok with me if it is tomorrow.....I dont see any way this guy can guarantee it.  I think hes spent a little too much time alone.

But, if it is tomorrow and many of us are gone, what are the rest of you going to do........BTW first one to my house can have my Valk if we're raptured........

better be sure though cause we have enough guns to make sure you get raptured if you be premature 

Chris, make sure you leave the keys in it please......

[Jack]

For a small sum, I will be glad to take your Valks and care for them after you have been Raptured.  You can pm me the details and I take checks, cash or money orders.  Care will be given according to the amount "donated".  Don't worry, I plan on being here next week.

[Serk]

For a small sum, I will be glad to take your Valks and care for them after you have been Raptured.  You can pm me the details and I take checks, cash or money orders.  Care will be given according to the amount "donated".  Don't worry, I plan on being here next week.

You laugh, but these creative folks are bringing in some pretty decent real money from a very similar concept:

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

[donaldcc]

For a small sum, I will be glad to take your Valks and care for them after you have been Raptured.  You can pm me the details and I take checks, cash or money orders.  Care will be given according to the amount "donated".  Don't worry, I plan on being here next week.

There are sites advertising to take care of your pets, send letters to your nonraptured friends and relatives etc.  I've decided to hang around to take care of my dog and cat.  doesn't seem fair to leave them behind.  

Like Jack, if you want the same service for your pets, send me some $$.  

(Modify)  Wow Serk, beat me to it.

[Cliff]

Have a BIG party planned for tomorrow,, 5/21/2011 !!!!!!!!!!!  After all the day is my 55th Birthday,,,, looks like it might be quite the day after all.....   

[Doc809]

Hey Serk, that idea is freaking funny!!!! Larry

[SANDMAN5]

For a small sum, I will be glad to take your Valks and care for them after you have been Raptured.  You can pm me the details and I take checks, cash or money orders.  Care will be given according to the amount "donated".  Don't worry, I plan on being here next week.

Good idea but you've got it backwards. YOU pay ME the paltry sum of $500
and I'll write you a note giving you ownership of my Valk AFTER the Rapture.
(I plan on being here next week, also. I'll wait for the Rapture )

[Red Diamond]

Well, Well! I can see we don't spend enough time riding our beloved Valkyries, me included, because I'm sitting here reading this BS.

[bigguy]

OK, so that After the Rapture Pet care place uses non-christian administrators. I'd assume that a christian would be ineligible for the job.
Isn't that discrimination?

[us385south]

Scripture says, no man knows the time or day... so maybe if this preacher was a woman...?

[tank_post142]

POST RAPTURE LOOTING!!! I've got my eye on a Bugatti Veyron that lives around the block from me. he parks at the catholic church every sunday, so he's probably heading out tomorrow. 

[ricoman]

Reminds me of Chicken Little and the sky hasn't fallen yet either.
We'll all be at work on Monday, thats for sure.

[bigguy]

Scripture says, no man knows the time or day... so maybe if this preacher was a woman...?

[ArmyValker]

OK, so that After the Rapture Pet care place uses non-christian administrators. I'd assume that a christian would be ineligible for the job.
Isn't that discrimination?

No, you can have the job, but if your not at work on Monday, your f-in FIRED. lol

[bigguy]

OK, so that After the Rapture Pet care place uses non-christian administrators. I'd assume that a christian would be ineligible for the job.
Isn't that discrimination?

No, you can have the job, but if your not at work on Monday, your f-in FIRED. lol

[Chrisj CMA]

OK, so that After the Rapture Pet care place uses non-christian administrators. I'd assume that a christian would be ineligible for the job.
Isn't that discrimination?

No, you can have the job, but if your not at work on Monday, your f-in FIRED. lol

Now that thar is funny

[Momz]

Rapture,...Schmapture
I'm going riding this Saturday!

[ValkFlyer]

For a small sum, I will be glad to take your Valks and care for them after you have been Raptured.  You can pm me the details and I take checks, cash or money orders.  Care will be given according to the amount "donated".  Don't worry, I plan on being here next week.

You laugh, but these creative folks are bringing in some pretty decent real money from a very similar concept:

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

Yes, they will take care of our pets..........They're going to need something to EAT!!!

[Brad]

that'll be a great day, if it were ever to happen......  it'd be wonderful to finally get rid of all those war mongers, people that wish to kill others 'cause they don't "believe".....

so, if the rapture occurs, does that mean i get to bang my 72 virgins??

You bet....but you didn't understand the deal....it's 72 year old virgins...     

[BigAl]

Sounds like a Whack Job for sure.

AL

[3fan4life]

I don't believe that those guys have all of their oars in the water.

But who knows?

I've got a long ride planned tomorrow for the wife and I on my VALK.

If it is the last day, I might as well be hangin' with both of my ladies.

[3fan4life]

that'll be a great day, if it were ever to happen......  it'd be wonderful to finally get rid of all those war mongers, people that wish to kill others 'cause they don't "believe".....

so, if the rapture occurs, does that mean i get to bang my 72 virgins??

The Muslims won't be going anywhere.

[f6rider]

I love the Lord and appreciate  the clarification of those more learned then I.

John W

[BigAl]

Mohammed is dead and in the Grave,,,,,,,,,Jesus Christ is alive today.

You can quote me on that.

Heard this from a Street Preacher In Gatlinburg Tennessee.

[Robert]

Mat 24:36  "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.
It really saddens me and makes me a little mad that people like this go and make foolish predictions to give people like Bobbo something to talk about. It sheds a poor light on Christians the Bible and is a poor witness. I really dont find it funny. I am so tired of some Christians making a mockery of it all. I know allot of people that truly need the Lord this just makes it harder. This kind of bs is one of the reasons I read the Bible many times over and the Bible also says the blind leading the blind both will fall into the pit. So go ahead Bobbo take a cheap shot at a cheap prediction I wouldn't want you and all those that dont like religion to miss the chance to dance at foolishness and further their reasons for calling Christians haters, off base and generally deluded if I were you and this is the only thing I knew about the Lord or the Bible I may say the same thing. I and others have a relationship with the Lord and I personally find your gloating offensive.

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http://content.usatoday.com/communities/Religion/post/2011/05/harold-camping-doomsday-rapture-end-of-the-world/1?csp=hf

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1389265/Judgment-Day-Rapture-Parties-planned-evangelist-Harold-Camping-predicts-huge-earthquake-Bloomberg-alternate-parking-Knicks-championship-prediction.html

[Chrisj CMA]

Mat 24:36  "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.
It really saddens me and makes me a little mad that people like this go and make foolish predictions to give people like Bobbo something to talk about. It sheds a poor light on Christians the Bible and is a poor witness. I really dont find it funny. I am so tired of some Christians making a mockery of it all. I know allot of people that truly need the Lord this just makes it harder. This kind of bs is one of the reasons I read the Bible many times over and the Bible also says the blind leading the blind both will fall into the pit. So go ahead Bobbo take a cheap shot at a cheap prediction I wouldn't want you and all those that dont like religion to miss the chance to dance at foolishness and further their reasons for calling Christians haters, off base and generally deluded if I were you and this is the only thing I knew about the Lord or the Bible I may say the same thing.

Robert........no one (as far as I can see) has really made fun of the Christian Doctrine of the Second comming as much as they are making fun of the guy making the strange prediction.....besides humor often times is a cover for anxiety.  Those that know Christ is the only way and also know they arent right with Jesus Christ will more likely poke a joke to get them through so they dont have to "fess up" to the moment of truth.  Its not your job/its not my job to draw these people to Christ........its Gods job, he has it under control.....its our job to tell of the good news when someone asks the reason for the hope and joy that is within us.  Lets never lose an opportunity to show some hope and joy. PEACE

[..]

Well the time has passed and we are all still here. What a prat.

Remember that we in the USA are way behind where each day ACTUALLY starts.

Unless of course the prat wasn't able to comprehend global time in which case we're doomed I tell you DOOMED.

[Robert]

Mat 24:36  "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.

Robert........no one (as far as I can see) has really made fun of the Christian Doctrine of the Second comming as much as they are making fun of the guy making the strange prediction.....besides humor often times is a cover for anxiety.  Those that know Christ is the only way and also know they arent right with Jesus Christ will more likely poke a joke to get them through so they dont have to "fess up" to the moment of truth.  Its not your job/its not my job to draw these people to Christ........its Gods job, he has it under control.....its our job to tell of the good news when someone asks the reason for the hope and joy that is within us.  Lets never lose an opportunity to show some hope and joy. PEACE

If it had been another Christian or someone who has at least not been so outspoken against Christians and religion in general I may agree and maybe I am being a little touchy. I also appreciate what you say but if we as Christians let misconceptions about what we know to be true to continue then where is our witness or the truth for that matter its really a shame we as Christians really do give so much ammunition to those who are hell bent to say we are totally looney Jesus never let the status quo
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.

[Bobbo]

Mat 24:36  "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.
It really saddens me and makes me a little mad that people like this go and make foolish predictions to give people like Bobbo something to talk about. It sheds a poor light on Christians the Bible and is a poor witness. I really dont find it funny. I am so tired of some Christians making a mockery of it all. I know allot of people that truly need the Lord this just makes it harder. This kind of bs is one of the reasons I read the Bible many times over and the Bible also says the blind leading the blind both will fall into the pit. So go ahead Bobbo take a cheap shot at a cheap prediction I wouldn't want you and all those that dont like religion to miss the chance to dance at foolishness and further their reasons for calling Christians haters, off base and generally deluded if I were you and this is the only thing I knew about the Lord or the Bible I may say the same thing. I and others have a relationship with the Lord and I personally find your gloating offensive.

It wouldn't surprise me that I may know more about Christianity, it's history, evolution, adaptation, modifications, and variations than you.