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« on: June 29, 2018, 09:10:35 AM » |
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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands.
The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband - "I love you, Sweetheart."
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and readaloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 12 hilarious replies. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean.
6. What the hell did you do now?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need.
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
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baldo
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2018, 09:17:23 AM » |
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Lololol
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Gryphon Rider
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2018, 11:30:12 AM » |
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I figured I'd try that experiment. Just now sent my wife, "I love you, Precious!" She replied with a selfie picture her smiling.  Who else is up for the challenge? |
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2018, 11:34:12 AM » |
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I figured I'd try that experiment. Just now sent my wife, "I love you, Precious!" She replied with a selfie picture her smiling. Who else is up for the challenge? I’m chicken |
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Gryphon Rider
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2018, 11:42:39 AM » |
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I figured I'd try that experiment. Just now sent my wife, "I love you, Precious!" She replied with a selfie picture her smiling. Who else is up for the challenge? I’m chicken Now we NEED you to do this!  |
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Serk
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2018, 12:02:53 PM » |
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Just now sent my wife, "I love you, Precious!" She replied with a selfie picture her smiling. Who else is up for the challenge? Challenge accepted! I just texted your wife... She replied with "Who is this and how did you get my number??"  |
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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Daniel Meyer
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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2018, 01:00:43 PM » |
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Texted my wife, she popped in the room and gave me a smooch. Working from home today rocks!
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CUAgain, Daniel Meyer  |
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2018, 01:07:13 PM » |
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Would not yield anything funny my wife and I text love you, I love you xxoo and such all the time she would not think it strange.
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« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2018, 01:11:27 PM » |
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I figured I'd try that experiment. Just now sent my wife, "I love you, Precious!" She replied with a selfie picture her smiling. Who else is up for the challenge? Which wife? ??? |
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« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2018, 01:29:47 PM » |
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I figured I'd try that experiment. Just now sent my wife, "I love you, Precious!" She replied with a selfie picture her smiling. Who else is up for the challenge? Which wife? ??? Try it with your own wife first, then ask her which other wives you should try next.  |
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Serk
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« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2018, 01:52:56 PM » |
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Messaged my spousal unit, got a reply of:
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Then she wandered down the hall to ask me what that was all about...
(Plus and minus of both of us working from home...)
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away... IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2018, 01:57:20 PM » |
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Messaged my spousal unit, got a reply of:
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Then she wandered down the hall to ask me what that was all about...
(Plus and minus of both of us working from home...) |
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« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2018, 02:29:07 PM » |
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read this thread to my wife not much for texting when home
Got a kiss and a promise of dinner
not bad
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2018, 03:57:35 PM » |
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I figured I'd try that experiment. Just now sent my wife, "I love you, Precious!" She replied with a selfie picture her smiling. Who else is up for the challenge? Which wife? ??? Preferably current  |
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2018, 05:32:06 PM » |
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Sugar sent back...
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Peace, Whiskey.
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Oss
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« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2018, 05:48:18 PM » |
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Turned out dinner was reservations  at a local restaurant. Maybe I should have texted  |
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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Serk
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« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2018, 05:52:49 PM » |
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Turned out dinner was reservations at a local restaurant. Maybe I should have texted ...is it at least the one that has the Oss Special? |
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away... IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ |
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2018, 06:10:52 PM » |
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Turned out dinner was reservations at a local restaurant. Maybe I should have texted you would think a lawyer would be prepared for the fine print. |
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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2018, 07:07:43 PM » |
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I just got asked who was using my phone...... Rams |
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2018, 08:14:17 PM » |
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Well, since my wife is unable to use a smart phone to either read or write a text, this is what I sent her on her 79th birthday on the 19th this month. Hope it comes through, it has the same message on the card. I had to call a few florists before I found one that actually had white roses with the red tips on the petals, and they only had a half dozen so I filled it out with a half dozen red ones. In the days that followed they all opened up to nearly 3" across and were absolutely beautiful. I set them on the dresser so she could see them from her bed at the nursing home(broken hip rehab), guess I should have included a box of tissue.  Tentative discharge date is July 10 which makes her unhappy....our anniversary is next Thursday, the 5th. THE ROSEThe red rose whispers of passion, and the white rose breathes of love.
Oh, the red rose is a falcon, and the white rose is a dove.
But I send you a cream-white rosebud, with a flush on its petal tips.
For the love that is purest and sweetest, has a kiss of desire on the lips.
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« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2018, 04:31:48 AM » |
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Back when my son was around 3 yrs old, his swedish au pair appreciated roses just like your wife John Difficult to believe she is now a mother of teenagers my how time flies  Think that somehow got imprinted onto his brain? He is now engaged to a lovely woman who is of swedish heritage lol |
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« Last Edit: June 30, 2018, 04:34:26 AM by Oss »
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
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When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2018, 06:51:33 PM » |
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Texted my wife, her response?
I love you too. What crap did you buy for your bike this week??
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gordonv
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« Reply #23 on: July 01, 2018, 07:32:38 PM » |
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Do it all the time. Earlier text from her this morning, she's out with her sisters for a 60th birthday long weekended together, was exactly that, Love You, and a Happy Anniversary (1 day early). My reply back, the same.
I buy her flowers every month, since we meet (excluding maybe about 4 times), some time in the first week of the month.
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #24 on: July 13, 2018, 11:22:58 AM » |
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text. “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!" The husband, typically unromantic, replied, "I am in the toilet. Please advise." ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Kinda tugs at the old heart strings, don'tcha know! |
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