.......with my wife looking on nervously

When we go to one of my wife's family functions, there is a 90% chance that I will be the only caucasian person there. There is also a 90% chance that Trump will be bashed during the 5 or 6 hour shindig.
Knowing this, I sometimes get a warning before we head out, and most times I get that same look your wife sends your way when the bashing starts.
And it's always over a garbage thing that the media purposefully slants, lies, distorts, etc to make Trump look racists.
I wish, just once, I had the guts to just blurt out "What has Trump ever said or done against black people?" Before he ran against a democrat, he was getting awards from black people. Oprah looked lovingly into his eyes and asked him if he was going to run for president. IDK............ Too touchy a subject, even for family.