I've worked our backward and pool my last 4 days off. Pretty much finished it this morning. But as I was working some thoughts came to mind. The Russians started blasting a hole in the ozone back in the 70's. (everybody knows that, right ?) Well coincidently at this time was also when I started losing my ozone protecting hair. Them cursed Russians !

Here they have finally ripped every shred of protection I had.
WE NEED A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR !