Wedding at The Villages in Florida

[bassman]

 
Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married.  They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.  Jacob suggests they go in.  Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you the owner?”
 
The pharmacist answers, "Yes.”
 
Jacob says, "We're about to get married.  Do you sell heart medication?”
The Pharmacist: "Of course we do.”
 
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: "All kinds.”
 
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: "Definitely.”
 
Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?”
Pharmacist: "You bet!”
 
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?”
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.  The works.”
 
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?”
Pharmacist: "Absolutely.”
 
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: "We sure do.”
 
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes.”
 
Jacob: "Adult diapers?”
 
Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?
 
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

[The emperor has no clothes]

 

[3fan4life]

 

[Pappy!]

A few years ago The Villages made national news as having the highest per capita incidents of STVs in the country!
Around here we nicknamed the waterfall out front of the original section "Viagra Falls"

[Thunderbolt]

Rumor has it that when the residents go to the club in the evening they drive their golf carts and put the keys in a jar when they arrive.  When the patrons get ready to go home from the bar the ladies pick a set of keys from the jar and go home with the driver of that cart. 

[ridingron]

  Not the first time I've heard that story.