Snowman Humor - Politically incorrect in so many ways.

[Pete]

It Snowed Last Night
 
 
v    8:00 am:  I made a snowman.
 
v    8:10 -  A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
 
v    8:15 -  So, I made a snow woman.
 
v    8:17 -  My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
 
v    8:20 -  The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it should have been two snow men instead.
 
v    8:22 -  The transgender ~ Man… Woman…Person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
 
v    8:25 -  The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
 
v    8:28 -  I was being called a racist because "the snow couple be white".
 
v    8:31 -  The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a  burka.
 
v    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
 
v    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
 
v    8:43 - The "Council of equality" officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
 
v    8:45 - TV news crew from the local station showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
 
v    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
 
v    9:10 - I was asked if I had any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
 
v    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.
 
Moral:
There is no moral to this story.
It is just what we have become ~
America, home of the offended.

[Jess from VA]

               (snowballs)

[scooperhsd]

Didn't this appear on the board earlier this winter ? Nevertheless - it's still funny (even again).

[Farside]

  Ain't it the truth! 

[old2soon]

                I gitz offended by idjits that gitz offended easily. I was in the U S Navy in the 60s and I've been to Tiajuana and the P I and Japan and Hong Kong. I use to NOT be easily offended. O K on 3d thought Still takes a LOT fer me ta be offended.  Snow ballz indeed!  RIDE SAFE.

[Pete]

Didn't this appear on the board earlier this winter ? Nevertheless - it's still funny (even again).

Oops, someone sent it to me a couple of days ago, first time I had seen it.

[DIGGER]

"Snowballs"?      Snow way.    I'll have to look that up on Snowpes.

[DirtyDan]

Something comes to mind.......

Snowblower perhaps ?

Dan