Some people should consider just staying in

[The emperor has no clothes]

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[3fan4life]

You can't fix STUPID!

[Jess from VA]

Sometimes it's like going out and telling the squirrels to stop eating the birdseed.

[old2soon]

           Kinda sorta like a junky needin the next fix or an alky needin the next snort. Well least ways they didn't have ta chase the dumb ass.  RIDE SAFE.

[NewValker]

Sometimes it's like going out and telling the squirrels to stop eating the birdseed.

I don’t tell them.
Just put them in the crosshairs, & problem solved.   
Craig

[Jess from VA]

Sometimes it's like going out and telling the squirrels to stop eating the birdseed.

I don’t tell them.
Just put them in the crosshairs, & problem solved.   
Craig

Crosshairs, traps, slingshots, thrown rocks, the kitchen sink sprayer out the window.... have all been used.

I just got my second with the wrist rocket the other day (out of 3000 shots).  LOL

But if there is seed out there, they never quit.  Besides dispatching MANY (mostly with crosshairs), the largest decrease in squirrels has been the termination of bird seed (for good). 

[3fan4life]

Sometimes it's like going out and telling the squirrels to stop eating the birdseed.

I don’t tell them.
Just put them in the crosshairs, & problem solved.   
Craig

Crosshairs, traps, slingshots, thrown rocks, the kitchen sink sprayer out the window.... have all been used.

I just got my second with the wrist rocket the other day (out of 3000 shots).  LOL

But if there is seed out there, they never quit.  Besides dispatching MANY (mostly with crosshairs), the largest decrease in squirrels has been the termination of bird seed (for good). 

I had a friend who used to sit on his back deck and use a pellet rifle to shoot squirrels that came into his yard.

He had several pellet rifles so if  you came to visit him you were expected to use one to shoot at squirrels from the back deck as well.

It was funny to watch the number of squirrels that would skirt around his yard instead of crossing through it.