Chicken nuggets ?

[The emperor has no clothes]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6916613/Girl-not-amused-SNL-joke-disabled-pet-chicken.html

'Any creature, no matter how big, no matter how small, they deserve to have a perfect life.'
A perfect life ?  This little girl is in for a rude awakening. Just eat the cursed bird.

[hubcapsc]

I pulled up next to a chicken truck at a stop light in Greenville
the other day... chickens certainly have it rough on that last
day or so... they get cared for enough to keep them healthy
the rest of the time, but being a quick-raised meat chicken in
one of those giant chicken houses probably isn't so hot either...

Cows seem to have it pretty nice, though... until that last day
or so of course... vetted, fed, the ones I see around here all
spend their days like this:



We can all eat beans or we can have commercial cow/chicken/pig
agriculture... I like beans, but...

-Mike

[0leman]

Hey, so we should eat beans???   What is a bean, a unborn vegetative critter of this world.  So when eating a bean it like eating a unborn baby.  That is just wrong.   

[John Schmidt]

Have you heard the story about the traveling salesman driving down a country road?  Suddenly notices a chicken runninging alongside his car which is doing about 60mph. Moments later the chicken scoots ahead and into a nearby farmhouse yard so out of curiosity the salesman pulls in to ask about it. He asks the farmer "did you just see a chicken run past?" Farmer...."yeah, yeah."  Salesman...."did you notice he had 3 legs?" Farmer...."yeah, yeah." Salesman...."how come 3 legs, never seen that before." Farmer...."weeelll, you see it's like this. I like a chicken leg, mama likes a chicken leg, then along came junior and when he got teeth he also likes a leg. So over a few years I bred a chicken with 3 legs." Salesman...."wow, what an unusual thing to do, so how does it taste?"  Farmer...."don't know, haven't been able to catch one yet." 

Brrrump..bump!