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Author Topic: Humorous Car and Truck Decals, Wraps, Signs, or License Plates  (Read 1066 times)
Rams
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« on: April 21, 2019, 03:16:58 AM »









Your mileage may vary.  Wink

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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2019, 05:35:48 AM »

Are you sure this is a good idea?

This thread has the potential for an early demise.
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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2019, 06:05:51 AM »

I have seen a few that made me laugh ....... but I never took pictures.  I guess the statement of carrying political promises posted on the back or sides of septic pumpers is my favorite.
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« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2019, 06:11:59 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2019, 06:14:37 AM »



LOLOLOL
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« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2019, 06:14:55 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2019, 06:37:57 AM »

Are you sure this is a good idea?

This thread has the potential for an early demise.

When you started posting the chances increased dramatically.
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2019, 06:54:46 AM »

This isn't auto related, but it's my favorite and the line I steal the most and use on my customers. Chilkoot Charlie's was (and maybe still is) a Rock & Roll bar that was a great place for a 20 something young man to find a 20 something young woman. (Many fond memories of the place)
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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2019, 06:58:29 AM »

This isn't auto related, but it's my favorite and the line I steal the most and use on my customers. Chilkoot Charlie's was (and maybe still is) a Rock & Roll bar that was a great place for a 20 something young man to find 20 something young women. (Many fond memories of the place)


I like that, might have to try it on a few that I know.
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« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2019, 07:14:48 AM »

My favorite was the plumbing truck I saw in Colorado that said “Your crap’s Our Bread and Butter” on the rear bumper.  coolsmiley
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So many colors to choose from yet so few stand out

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« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2019, 07:18:35 AM »

Are you sure this is a good idea?

This thread has the potential for an early demise.

That Sir is entirely dependent on the members here keeping it civil and humorous.   Find one that is funny and post away.    I have seen several on the back and sides of "Honey Wagons" that I found humorous and very true.  Some lean to the right, some to the left.

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« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2019, 07:22:03 AM »


but I never took pictures.

Somethings about the world have gotten better, some things have gotten worse...

I only wish I could have pulled out my iPhone back in 81 and snapped a picture
of the Kentucky Fried Chicken sign in Charleston. The lights were burned out
in some of the letters, at night it said:

           ucky fried ick

-Mike
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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2019, 07:37:33 AM »


but I never took pictures.

Somethings about the world have gotten better, some things have gotten worse...

I only wish I could have pulled out my iPhone back in 81 and snapped a picture
of the Kentucky Fried Chicken sign in Charleston. The lights were burned out
in some of the letters, at night it said:

           ucky fried ick

-Mike
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Rams
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So many colors to choose from yet so few stand out

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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2019, 07:40:17 AM »


but I never took pictures.

Somethings about the world have gotten better, some things have gotten worse...

I only wish I could have pulled out my iPhone back in 81 and snapped a picture
of the Kentucky Fried Chicken sign in Charleston. The lights were burned out
in some of the letters, at night it said:

           ucky fried ick

-Mike

That reminds me of a highway traffic caution sign I saw once that cautioned drivers of some hazard ahead.  Some of the letters were unlit.   The sign read,
 CAUTION:
M-I-L-F Ahead

I don't remember what the hazard was but I spent a lot of energy watching out for the hazard.

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« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2019, 09:50:42 AM »

Are you sure this is a good idea?

This thread has the potential for an early demise.

That Sir is entirely dependent on the members here keeping it civil and humorous.   Find one that is funny and post away.    I have seen several on the back and sides of "Honey Wagons" that I found humorous and very true.  Some lean to the right, some to the left.

Rams

Exactly, lots of funny out there.
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« Reply #15 on: April 21, 2019, 11:48:18 AM »

                 I wuz behind an old ratted out Asian econo box and the bumper sticker saying stuck with me fer some reason or another. Bumper sticker said-my other car is a piece of crap too.  2funny RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #16 on: April 21, 2019, 12:44:15 PM »

Around here I've run across the same car with a sticker showing two images: one of a duck and one of a guy with his cap on backward. Below the duck is written "duck" and below the guy with the backward cap is written "dork" which at first caused me to wonder if he's ever had a confrontaion over it. Then one day I happened upon him at a gas station, big burly dude about Serk's height. Probably cause for short conversations.  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2019, 01:47:35 PM »

I've got a good one for you Ron.
A few years back, I did some lettering on a rollback, and on the bedside...

"WE DON'T WANT AN ARM & A LEG... JUST YOUR TOWS!"
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« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2019, 01:53:08 PM »

The humor of honey wagon operators is legendary.... it'd have to be!













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So many colors to choose from yet so few stand out

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« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2019, 04:59:50 PM »

Some how, I knew Serk wouldn't let us down.   cooldude

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« Reply #20 on: April 21, 2019, 05:06:50 PM »

Some how, I knew Serk wouldn't let us down.   cooldude

Rams  crazy2


Well now the pressure is really on!  Evil









(This one has been very popular in Dad's of Triplets groups I'm in lately)

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« Reply #21 on: April 21, 2019, 05:10:09 PM »









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« Reply #22 on: April 21, 2019, 06:07:53 PM »

We have a septic tank service in town, aptly named "Brownie's". One of their tanker trucks had the old adage across the back. A royal flush beats a full house.
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So many colors to choose from yet so few stand out

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« Reply #23 on: April 21, 2019, 06:26:34 PM »


(This one has been very popular in Dad's of Triplets groups I'm in lately)




OK, I'm going to need Serk's interpretation of precisely what this one is intended to convey. 


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« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2019, 01:18:34 AM »

Political Bumpers ticker

"The Democrats will Give You The Shirt Off My Back"
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« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2019, 01:24:06 AM »

Bumper sticker on the back of an old beat up jacked up truck with mudder tires and mud slung all over , and a rifle in a gun rack:



"IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING
SET IT FREE
IF IT DOESN'T COME BACK
HUNT IT DOWN AND KILL IT
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« Reply #26 on: April 22, 2019, 11:58:37 AM »


(This one has been very popular in Dad's of Triplets groups I'm in lately)




OK, I'm going to need Serk's interpretation of precisely what this one is intended to convey. 


Rams.  crazy2


Er, if you don't get the reference, there's a good chance you'll be much happier not having it explained to you... But if you insist, google on "The Shocker"...
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« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2019, 12:17:57 PM »

I’m so “old school” I’m only familiar with “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink”


You young anarchists are scaring me.  Grin
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