Florida driver - singular.
It's always singular... Are you familiar with the legendary Florida Man?
https://floridaman.com/Florida man is legend. Florida Driver isn't far behind.

Nope.
I used the term to illustrate it was just the ONE driver that ticked me off and that I wasn't painting the whole of Florida with one swipe of the keyboard.
Yes, but in doing so you severely criticized the one best driver Florida has got.
Actually, I think it has something to do with geography and being so close to the Bermuda Triangle.
Back in Feb. my wife and I went down to the Cocoa Beach area.
After a flight into Orlando ( a story unto itself) we had to rent a car and drive to the hotel. The hotel, a little mom and pop motel on the beach, was about 50 miles away from the Orlando airport.
A black Nissan Sentra. Nice car.
Well, we got in kind of late, and it was about 11ish at night when we finally got in the car and on the road. We're going down 528, a 4 lane to the coast.
I've never driven this car, been on the road in a bus in the past and that was only to Port Canaveral in the day time.
15 miles down the road it begins to rain. Wasn't expecting this but ok. Flip the wipers on and....they don't work.
I'm in a rather tight group of cars, in the rain, at night, and we're doing 85 mph.
And the wipers don't work.
When I flip the wipers to the on position I do notice my wife sit up straight. She is very concerned.
Not because the wipers were not working, but because all the car lights suddenly went off.
I do not notice the lights going off because of my concern of the wipers not working.
I continue to try the wipers, flipping them on and off and wiggling the left stick.
I did mention that this is a rental car. The wiper switch is not on the left side.
The headlight switch is though.
Takes a couple of seconds for me to figure this out. My truck's wiper switch is on the left side. I am just conditioned to turn the wipers on that way.
So I'm smiling and laughing and my wife can't understand what is funny.
I told her I'm just wondering what the other drivers around me were thinking.
Tooling down the road at 85 mph, in the dark and rain and some guy just flips his lights off.
Yes, for a few minutes I was "Florida Man".
Made it to the hotel. A few more lights off, lights on incidents. But made it.
Sea Aire motel in Cocoa Beach. Well kept, 50's style motel right on the beach.
Had a good time.