Thinking it's time for a joke thread.

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DIGGER:
Cant believe I forgot to go to the gym today....
Man....that makes 3 yrs in a row....

DIGGER:
I was eating lunch at Mc Donalds when I noticed a kid about 8 yrs old staring at me.....
He came walking over to me and asked me " why are you so ugly?"
I thought a minute and leaned over and whispered in his ear..."I'm not supposed to tell but I came back in a time machine and I'm YOU from the future"
He ran back to his family table and cried for 20 minutes.......

DIGGER:
A man at the bar said his best friend fell off his motorcycle today......
I said "Oh..really...".  The man said "Yeah...he has brain damage, two broken arms, and is blind in one eye".  I said "Well heck... no wonder he fell off his bike..."

DIGGER:
Walmart thinks that I want to put up my Christmas tree
and eat Turkey while
wearing my Halloween costume.

DIGGER:
Have you noticed.....ever since Trump renamed the
Gulf of Mexico to now be called The Gulf of America.....
Not one hurricane has DARED to enter the gulf......

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