how to fluster the pretty little cashier at Lowes.....

[musclehead]

I've got a leaking union under the kitchen sink and after a trip to Lowes buying the wrong stuff last night we went back tonight. I got the proper sized (I hope) fittings this time and headed up front, the cute young gal asked if I was all set. I said " I thought I was set last night, one thing we can agree on is I'm no plumber"  then I said " I'm no plumber or wood worker, I'm an upholsterer" my wife piped up and said "AND your a good husband." to which I replied totally deapan "yeah your ok too."

the look on the young girl's face was precious! she had the "O" shocked mouth, my wife laughed wifey said she was expecting something like that  perhaps we've been married a while 

[The emperor has no clothes]

  good one 

[baldo]

I've got a leaking union under the kitchen sink and after a trip to Lowes buying the wrong stuff last night we went back tonight. I got the proper sized (I hope) fittings this time and headed up front, the cute young gal asked if I was all set. I said " I thought I was set last night, one thing we can agree on is I'm no plumber"  then I said " I'm no plumber or wood worker, I'm an upholsterer" my wife piped up and said "AND your a good husband." to which I replied totally deapan "yeah your ok too."

the look on the young girl's face was precious! she had the "O" shocked mouth, my wife laughed wifey said she was expecting something like that  perhaps we've been married a while 

Are you really an upholsterer?    Me too.........

[musclehead]

I've got a leaking union under the kitchen sink and after a trip to Lowes buying the wrong stuff last night we went back tonight. I got the proper sized (I hope) fittings this time and headed up front, the cute young gal asked if I was all set. I said " I thought I was set last night, one thing we can agree on is I'm no plumber"  then I said " I'm no plumber or wood worker, I'm an upholsterer" my wife piped up and said "AND your a good husband." to which I replied totally deapan "yeah your ok too."

the look on the young girl's face was precious! she had the "O" shocked mouth, my wife laughed wifey said she was expecting something like that  perhaps we've been married a while 

Are you really an upholsterer?    Me too.........

yup, been doing it for two years now I know enough to be dangerous!

[Stanley Steamer]

I've got a leaking union under the kitchen sink and after a trip to Lowes buying the wrong stuff last night we went back tonight. I got the proper sized (I hope) fittings this time and headed up front, the cute young gal asked if I was all set. I said " I thought I was set last night, one thing we can agree on is I'm no plumber"  then I said " I'm no plumber or wood worker, I'm an upholsterer" my wife piped up and said "AND your a good husband." to which I replied totally deapan "yeah your ok too."

the look on the young girl's face was precious! she had the "O" shocked mouth, my wife laughed wifey said she was expecting something like that  perhaps we've been married a while 

Are you really an upholsterer?    Me too.........

yup, been doing it for two years now I know enough to be dangerous!

So....you'd recover my old ultimate low rider for practice??....pro bono...other than materials

[baldo]

I've got a leaking union under the kitchen sink and after a trip to Lowes buying the wrong stuff last night we went back tonight. I got the proper sized (I hope) fittings this time and headed up front, the cute young gal asked if I was all set. I said " I thought I was set last night, one thing we can agree on is I'm no plumber"  then I said " I'm no plumber or wood worker, I'm an upholsterer" my wife piped up and said "AND your a good husband." to which I replied totally deapan "yeah your ok too."

the look on the young girl's face was precious! she had the "O" shocked mouth, my wife laughed wifey said she was expecting something like that  perhaps we've been married a while 

Are you really an upholsterer?    Me too.........

yup, been doing it for two years now I know enough to be dangerous!

So....you'd recover my old ultimate low rider for practice??....pro bono...other than materials

You'll have to talk to musclehead about the pro bono part. I've been doing it since I was a kid

[heavyd]

I don't remember for sure where it started, but a couple of years ago when my GF and I were both trying to diet we picked up an amusing way of reminding each other about the diet. If one of us went for a second helping the other would say "No Fattie", we would laugh and it worked. Until one day I said it out of habit in front of my mother in law, I am pretty sure the Death glare she gave me knocked a few years off my life.

[musclehead]

I've got a leaking union under the kitchen sink and after a trip to Lowes buying the wrong stuff last night we went back tonight. I got the proper sized (I hope) fittings this time and headed up front, the cute young gal asked if I was all set. I said " I thought I was set last night, one thing we can agree on is I'm no plumber"  then I said " I'm no plumber or wood worker, I'm an upholsterer" my wife piped up and said "AND your a good husband." to which I replied totally deapan "yeah your ok too."

the look on the young girl's face was precious! she had the "O" shocked mouth, my wife laughed wifey said she was expecting something like that  perhaps we've been married a while 

Are you really an upholsterer?    Me too.........

yup, been doing it for two years now I know enough to be dangerous!

So....you'd recover my old ultimate low rider for practice??....pro bono...other than materials

for you Stanley, yeah. your paying shipping too