Monday Mournings... late edition

Sniffer

A man had just boarded and settled into his seat next to the window on
the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his
black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man
looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed
on the plane.

The second man explained that he was from the Police Drug Enforcement
Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and
he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put
him to work.'

The plane took off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said,
'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'Search'. Sniffer jumped down, walked
along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for
several seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw
on the policeman's arm.

The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the
man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a
note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we
land. 'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.

Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab
sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to
its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm. The
Policeman said, 'Two paws mean that man is carrying cocaine, so again,
I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.' 'I like it!'
said his seat mate.

The Policeman then told Sniffer to 'Search' again. Sniffer walked up
and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for moment, and then
came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and
proceeded to poop all over the place. The first man was really
disgusted by this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a
well-trained dog would behave like that. So
he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on?'

The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'