The blind man

[Patrick]

 Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning
from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their
habits.

 
After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of
the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked...

 
In the middle of the project, there's a knock at the door.
"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

 
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

 
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, both deciding that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the door.

 
"Nice boobs," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"
 

[Jess from VA]

A young priest assigned to his first parish spends his days walking around the seedier areas of town to get to know people and places.  Some younger gals keep asking if he wants a quickie for five bux, giggling.  He doesn't understand and repeatedly declines.

Back at the church/convent he asks for Mother Superior and when she arrives, he asks her what a quickie is.  She replies...... five bux, just like in town.

This is one of the very oldest jokes extant.  You can tell by the price. 

[BradValk48237]

When I was a very young kid in Lansing MI... There was a van that drove around the city with large lettering on the side that said "Blind Man Driving".....

I always wondered how he could.... Spent time trying to figure it out..... Dad said with a smile that he didn't know either....

Until one day I saw the rest of the small print......  "Custom Window Blinds installed"

Quit believing in Santa soon after......

Brad