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« on: April 28, 2015, 12:21:53 PM »



What Makes 100%?





What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?





Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?


We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.





How about achieving 103%?





What makes up 100% in
life?





Here's a little mathematical formula to help you answer these questions:





If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z





is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.





Then:





H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%





and





K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5
= 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20
= 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing gets you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+
14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you 100%, it’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why, & how our political leaders give the general public more than 100% ....!
 
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2015, 12:30:40 PM »

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