I'm gonna be rich again

[..]

This is a new variation on the scam.

Airport Storage and Cargo Unit
San Francisco International Airport
CA 94128, United States
 

ATTENTION:Notice On Your Package reg #: JG1N8875BS.
 
In view of your inability to receive your package reg #: JG1N8875BS
originally scheduled to be delivered to you by the agency foreign payment
service New York. This package in a metal box valued 2,316,000USD (Two
Million, Three Hundred and Sixteen thousand United States dollars) arrived
at San Francisco International Airport. via American Airlines
flight no.3075.
 
The agency Foreign payment service New York staff came and applied for the
release of this package for delivery to your address but has since not shown
up.
 
I am writing to inform you that we have intercepted and investigated the said
package and the investigation proved the legitimacy of your package.Note, that
the package was initially scheduled for delivery to you, you are therefore advised
to make contact with Mr. Matt Willy of All American Courier, llc Director of
Delivery to recover your package and deliver it to you. email is:
(mattwilly00002@hotmail.com)
 
Note that this notice serves as our last recovery notice to you as the
grace day given to you has expired and the airport cargo and storage unit
shall begin to charge $20.00 for each day the package stays in their custody,
you are therefore advised to hasten up in order to recover your package
or we will be compelled to list your package as an unclaimed and maybe
forfeited and moved to the United States Treasury Department for holding.
 
Best regards,
 
Frank R.Moore, Director,

[KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)]

According to my calculations, your package is safely stored for another 115,800 days at $20 a day 

[Patrick]

Boy, I hope you have already contacted them. This is your lucky day.

[old2soon]

Can I like borrow $100000.00and I PROMISE to at the very least to make some sort of half assed attempt to sorta pay it back!  Tell ya what-I'll pay the storage arrears if you make me the loan!  RIDE SAFE.

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Can I like borrow $100000.00and I PROMISE to at the very least to make some sort of half assed attempt to sorta pay it back!  Tell ya what-I'll pay the storage arrears if you make me the loan!  RIDE SAFE.

Nope. You sound too much like the federal governemnt