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Author Topic: Have you ever thought to yourself....self, how can I stop poop splash?  (Read 1002 times)
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« on: June 18, 2015, 09:29:30 AM »

Finally, a scientific solution to the dreaded "poop splash"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNDM4eAn1U

http://www.vox.com/2015/6/13/8771715/poop-splash
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2015, 09:34:07 AM »

Depends don't work for ya anymore? uglystupid2
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2015, 11:51:32 AM »

Depends don't work for ya anymore? uglystupid2
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2015, 12:11:17 PM »

In my nearly 70 years of pooping in a toilet, I have never worried about this.  Now I'll think about it every time I sit down.  Isn't the internet a wonderful thing?  
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2015, 12:24:32 PM »

At my age, poop splash ain't the only thing I worry about and you old guys know what I'm talking about. LOL
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2015, 01:54:39 PM »

Me, I'm just glad to get things moving.... from time to time.   angel

If you don't want splash, instal one of these.


Then you got to watch out for these.

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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2015, 02:09:12 PM »

And if that's a too serious usage of a high speed camera for you, here's a better one (No nudity, but close up of a lady in a bikini so don't click at work unless you work at a place that a slow motion video of gummi bears being shot at the bare buttocks of a lady in a bikini is okay)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE52PR4yMOA
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2015, 02:31:49 PM »

I ain't going near this ! I've been splashing for decades, its just part of life as I know it. I'm not changing at this point so I'm not looking.
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« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2015, 02:45:28 PM »

And if that's a too serious usage of a high speed camera for you, here's a better one (No nudity, but close up of a lady in a bikini so don't click at work unless you work at a place that a slow motion video of gummi bears being shot at the bare buttocks of a lady in a bikini is okay)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE52PR4yMOA


That's better than watching Howard Stern throwing sliced bologna at strippers rears to see if they stick.   cooldude
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« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2015, 06:42:27 PM »

Any construction worker should know the toilet paper trick!!!   cooldude
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2015, 12:28:24 AM »

Any construction worker should know the toilet paper trick!!!   cooldude

Everyone with common sense would already be practicing this method.
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2015, 10:25:03 AM »

Yes, I have.  Deeper and drier units would do it.

Actually it's not a real problem with me.  My butt pretty well covers the opening on the commode and I usually wipe my ass when I'm done.

I see that what Britman and I define as common sense are two completely different things.  I take great comfort in that observation.

I believe in the OP and video the modifiers, serious and dreaded, were highly misapplied.   Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2015, 11:08:55 AM »

No worries here......

Mine don't splash......

Or smell.....

Because I ride a Valk.

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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2015, 12:11:07 PM »

Yes, I have.  Deeper and drier units would do it.

Actually it's not a real problem with me.  My butt pretty well covers the opening on the commode and I usually wipe my ass when I'm done.

I see that what Britman and I define as common sense are two completely different things.  I take great comfort in that observation.

I believe in the OP and video the modifiers, serious and dreaded, were highly misapplied.   Smiley

Oooh, another little snarky comment from Willow.

 Cheesy
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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2015, 12:22:01 PM »

Yes, I have.  Deeper and drier units would do it.

Actually it's not a real problem with me.  My butt pretty well covers the opening on the commode and I usually wipe my ass when I'm done.

I see that what Britman and I define as common sense are two completely different things.  I take great comfort in that observation.

I believe in the OP and video the modifiers, serious and dreaded, were highly misapplied.   Smiley
USUALLY ?  Shocked  Grin. (For the record, I enjoy snarky little comments)
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« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2015, 12:31:08 PM »

i like the splash,, it loosens the sticky poop before i wipe so my butt stays nice and shiny clean
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« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2015, 12:32:59 PM »

i like the splash,, it loosens the sticky poop before i wipe so my butt stays nice and shiny clean

More fibre  cooldude
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« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2015, 12:42:15 PM »

Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase "Captain, we've got a Klingon on the starboard bow!" now, don't it?

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« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2015, 12:51:32 PM »

Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase "Captain, we've got a Klingon on the starboard bow!" now, don't it?



Thanks Serk that made my brain drag this to the front.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE
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« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2015, 02:13:05 PM »

Oooh, another little snarky comment from Willow.

 Cheesy

Little?   Wink
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« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2015, 03:07:45 PM »

Kinda brings new meaning to the phrase "Captain, we've got a Klingon on the starboard bow!" now, don't it?



Thanks Serk that made my brain drag this to the front.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

Can't believe I watched the whole thing, watched the whole thing, watched the whole thing.   Wink
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« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2015, 03:46:56 PM »

I'm still thinking about those gummy bears.....seems like that would make em taste funny.
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