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The emperor has no clothes
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« on: September 27, 2015, 07:03:20 PM »

My wife and I recently took a trip to NorCal. We pulled our trailer this time to do a little camping. It was great and pulled like a charm. But after the first day the trailer ball hitch junction started squeaking. These things don't really bother me but my wife gets embarrassed if the brakes squeak on the motor home or if the fan belt squeaks on the car. So she didn't like it when we would pull in a parking lot or a gas station and the trailer would squeak. SO I USED THE ONLY THING I HAD ON HAND. It never made another peep for the next 5 days.  coolsmiley So if anybody has any squeaks on their bike I highly recommend Walmart Brand personal lubricant . I can't attest to the warming gel just the plain liquid kind.  angel
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2015, 07:23:15 PM »

Please tell me you used it on the BALL hitch.
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2015, 07:24:55 PM »

NOT what I wuz spectin to read-but-okey dokey!  Roll Eyes RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2015, 07:26:53 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR9CWPcb4LY
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2015, 07:28:20 PM »

I really was unsure if I wanted open this thread or not.
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2015, 07:30:25 PM »

2funny Just for the record, that wasn't the kind I had on hand.
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2015, 07:31:17 PM »

I use BelRay, on the ball......hitch.   Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2015, 08:18:38 PM »

I'm sure Walmart would love to get such a great review of one of their products and I'm sure it's better that the flip side of your usage, all purpose grease for personal use.

As I heard many years ago, necessity is the mother of invention.

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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2015, 08:26:41 PM »

I'm sure Walmart would love to get such a great review of one of their products and I'm sure it's better that the flip side of your usage, all purpose grease for personal use.

As I heard many years ago, necessity is the mother of invention.


2funny Well I have tried to use Honda Moly60. But the wife wouldn't go for it.
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2015, 08:33:04 PM »

What should you do if your wife starts smoking?












...slow down, maybe use a little lube...
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2015, 08:36:40 PM »

What should you do if your wife starts smoking?












...slow down, maybe use a little lube...

You need a little drum roll on the end  Grin
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2015, 08:41:18 PM »

What should you do if your wife starts smoking?












...slow down, maybe use a little lube...

You need a little drum roll on the end  Grin

You think that would help? Slowing down and adding some of that Kentucky Jelly has always been enough for me...
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2015, 08:48:11 PM »

What should you do if your wife starts smoking?












...slow down, maybe use a little lube...

You need a little drum roll on the end  Grin

You think that would help? Slowing down and adding some of that Kentucky Jelly has always been enough for me...
2funny 2funny 2funny Well it works for me.  Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2015, 08:51:51 PM »

What should you do if your wife starts smoking?












...slow down, maybe use a little lube...

You need a little drum roll on the end  Grin

You think that would help? Slowing down and adding some of that Kentucky Jelly has always been enough for me...
2funny 2funny 2funny Well it works for me.  Smiley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2015, 04:03:11 AM »

Fan belt? How old is your car?
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« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2015, 04:27:29 AM »

The last thing I expected to read this morning was how to apply KY to your balls.  Now since this is motorcycle board, I need to know.....was it synthetic?  uglystupid2  2funny
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« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2015, 04:45:56 AM »


As always, Serk video links are never a disappointment...  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2015, 05:29:55 AM »

The last thing I expected to read this morning was how to apply KY to your balls.  Now since this is motorcycle board, I need to know.....was it synthetic?  uglystupid2  2funny
Hmm... I don't know. I'll look at the label.  Smiley
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Gary
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« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2015, 08:46:58 AM »

Hmmm, and here I always thought the personal lube was to increase the frequency and decibel of the squeaks?  Cool
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« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2015, 09:25:51 AM »

Hmmm, and here I always thought the personal lube was to increase the frequency and decibel of the squeaks?  Cool
LOL,, yep
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« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2015, 11:15:39 AM »

Hmmm, and here I always thought the personal lube was to increase the frequency and decibel of the squeaks?  Cool
  2funny
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« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2015, 12:23:24 PM »

Well, someone has to ask.

Was this synthetic Personal lubricant?
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« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2015, 01:06:27 PM »

Here's the scary thing... All of us reading this saw a thread titled "Personal Lubricant" authored by someone named "Meathead"...

...and we clicked on it anyway...

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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



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« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2015, 01:10:29 PM »

Here's the scary thing... All of us reading this saw a thread titled "Personal Lubricant" authored by someone named "Meathead"...

...and we clicked on it anyway...


I'm trying to muscle in on Stanley's market share .  2funny
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2015, 02:13:21 PM »

Personal lubricant............... that's sweat, isn't it?  Smiley
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« Reply #25 on: September 28, 2015, 02:17:40 PM »

Did you check the back of the container to see if it contains
Friction modifiers ?
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« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2015, 07:15:31 AM »

It concerns me that you had this on your hand while riding........BAW HAW HAW HAW!
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« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2015, 09:19:42 AM »

It concerns me that you had this on your hand while riding........BAW HAW HAW HAW!
How do you know it wasn't on her hand ?  angel
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« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2015, 10:14:42 AM »

If you do things correctly, you don't need lube! Grin
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« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2015, 10:43:52 AM »

If you do things correctly, you don't need lube! Grin
nah,,they usually dry up on me after about 1 1/2 hours,,royal purple works best
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« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2015, 05:10:03 AM »

I use Guard Dog Moly on mine since they are a club sponsor. My trailer ball I mean. Oh, never mind...
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