Patrick
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« on: October 27, 2015, 03:49:25 PM » |
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Subject: Is Sex Work?
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A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.
The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the enlisted man.
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« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2015, 05:38:37 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2015, 05:39:01 PM » |
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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2015, 06:35:21 PM » |
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LOL! As a guy who was both enlisted an officer, I love this. Now, to be fair though, I worked hard as an enlisted guy, but it was NOTHING compared to my officer years. It obviously wasn't as physical, but I definitely had much longer days, more stress, and more work.
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« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2015, 07:13:31 PM » |
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It's work if you get paid for it........  |
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Rams
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« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2015, 07:27:20 PM » |
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LOL! As a guy who was both enlisted an officer, I love this. Now, to be fair though, I worked hard as an enlisted guy, but it was NOTHING compared to my officer years. It obviously wasn't as physical, but I definitely had much longer days, more stress, and more work.
Having been a grunt in the Marine Corps and an Army Artillery Officer followed by going to rotorary wing flight school then onto MTP School, I whole heartedly agree. Busted my butt as an enlisted Marine but nothing compared to the effort required as an officer. Being extremely honest, MTP school was the most difficult school I ever attended. Although, I will also say that Airborne School wasn't much fun. Went to airborne school as a 1LT (not recommended), that was bad enough but, while there, I got my orders for flight school. Once the instructors found out this leg arty officer was going to flight school, it was down hill from there. As to the original question, it's a labor of love. One which, should not be delegated.  |
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« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2015, 07:29:07 PM » |
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LOL! As a guy who was both enlisted an officer, I love this. Now, to be fair though, I worked hard as an enlisted guy, but it was NOTHING compared to my officer years. It obviously wasn't as physical, but I definitely had much longer days, more stress, and more work.
Having been on both sides myself, I have to agree with you 100% |
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2015, 10:19:22 PM » |
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It's work if you get paid for it........ answer! |
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« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2015, 12:56:14 AM » |
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As to the original question, it's a labor of love. One which, should not be delegated. [/quote] I agree 100% but, one thing to keep in mind. If you are NOT doing your job she may delegate it for you! Room full of women were at the local university for a symposium on female sexuality. At one point of the lecture. The professor pointed to one of the women and asked, do you know what your as*h*Le is doing while you are having an orgasm? The woman responded, usually out hunting or fishing. |
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« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2015, 04:04:35 AM » |
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My father told me .....
"If sex is a pain In the a$$ your doing it wrong"
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« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2015, 07:39:29 AM » |
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I had a king waterbed (no baffles) for many years. If you got your technique and timing down, it did practically all the work for you.  Sort of a power assist deal. |
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2015, 07:47:03 AM » |
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My father told me .....
"If sex is a pain In the a$$ your doing it wrong"
Was he crushing your smokes?  Just a joke JR - I knew Bill & can tell you some stories, but won't on this forum... |
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« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2015, 01:50:42 PM » |
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My father told me .....
"If sex is a pain In the a$$ your doing it wrong"
Depends who's ass! |
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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2015, 02:23:18 PM » |
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Just out of Boot Camp and at my new duty station in San Fran in the barracks.
Went to bed at 10:00, and about 1:00 AM I felt something in bed with me.
Rolled over and staring me in the eyes was a whopper of a Weiner. He wanted to put it in my butt.
Flipped around fully and proceeded to knock all of his teeth down his throat.
Got stuck with a Court Marshall. It wasn't going to well and a Lt. wanted to know if I wanted an Attorney. Told him it would be nice. They assigned one and within 35 minutes the Court Marshall was over and the other guy was headed out the door with a dishonorable discharge.
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« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2015, 02:38:03 PM » |
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Lol,, good story.  |
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« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2015, 06:28:46 PM » |
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Subject: Is Sex Work?
Only if you are doing it wrong (or like already mentioned, being paid for it). |
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