Divorce Italian style

[Patrick]

                                       ITALIAN LEGAL SYSTEM - DIVORCE CASE HEARING! 
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court in Italy,
but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to
her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the
children into this world, she should retain custody of them. 
 
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his
side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from
his chair and replied:
"Your Honor, when I put a coin into a vending machine, and a Coke comes
out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?"

 DON'T LAUGH...... HE WON!!!