A spaghetti love story

[Patrick]

 
A SPAGHETTI LOVE STORY

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
 
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
 
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he
would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have
the child. Furthermore, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would
also provide child support until the child turned 18.
 
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.
 
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
 
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The
wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
 
On the card was written:
 
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
 
Three with meatballs, two without.
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[John Schmidt]

Years ago when I was in the AF, the wife of a buddy of mine was expecting. In those days the technology isn't what it is today so if you didn't pick up on extra heartbeats, you might be in for a surprise. He was. They suspected twins but bingo, bingo,......and bingo. The dude literally fainted slap away in the waiting room, I was there with him at his request. I called the nurse's station right away and while they were treating him, I had tears running down my cheeks. I do that when I laugh really, really hard.