This should liven things up.

[Patrick]

 
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kp9dUl08xCA/UODmryuwAYI/AAAAAAAApn4/-nFoS6F0cFE/s1600/AxFoCM-CMAEH868.jpgWORLD WAR III IN THE PLANNING STAGES
 
Former President Bush and VP Cheney are sitting in a bar.
 
A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?'
 
The bartender says, 'Yep, that's them.'
 
So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?'
 
Bush says, 'We're planning WW III.'
 
The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'
 
Cheney says, 'Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.'
 
The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?
 
Cheney turns to Bush and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.

 
 

[baldo]

I'm first up!!!

That's wrong, just wrong.

[DirtyDan]

I'll be second

FUNNY

would those 140 million care about us ?

dan

[Big Rig]

I am offended....why does she have to have BIG boobs?  I love big boobs

[Serk]

Obama was getting (And actually attending!) his daily intelligence briefing.

He is told that in Afghanistan 2 Brazilians and 5 Americans had been killed in the last 48 hours.

His face goes pale and he exclaims "OH NO! This is TERRIBLE NEWS!"

...he pauses for a minute to collect his composure.

..."Just how many IS a brazillion anyway?"

[baldo]

Obama was getting (And actually attending!) his daily intelligence briefing.

He is told that in Afghanistan 2 Brazilians and 5 Americans had been killed in the last 48 hours.

His face goes pale and he exclaims "OH NO! This is TERRIBLE NEWS!"

...he pauses for a minute to collect his composure.

..."Just how many IS a brazillion anyway?"

Sorry, but this is the way I heard it....

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushbrazilian.htm

[Serk]

Obama was getting (And actually attending!) his daily intelligence briefing.

He is told that in Afghanistan 2 Brazilians and 5 Americans had been killed in the last 48 hours.

His face goes pale and he exclaims "OH NO! This is TERRIBLE NEWS!"

...he pauses for a minute to collect his composure.

..."Just how many IS a brazillion anyway?"

Sorry, but this is the way I heard it....

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushbrazilian.htm

And at the time, that's the way I told it...

[..]

Obama was getting (And actually attending!) his daily intelligence briefing.

He is told that in Afghanistan 2 Brazilians and 5 Americans had been killed in the last 48 hours.

His face goes pale and he exclaims "OH NO! This is TERRIBLE NEWS!"

...he pauses for a minute to collect his composure.

..."Just how many IS a brazillion anyway?"

Sorry, but this is the way I heard it....

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushbrazilian.htm

And the humor/sad meter hits 100%.

Wound as tight as a drum.

Explains a lot.

[DirtyDan]

And the humor/sad meter hits 100%.

often the same thing

sad but true

have a laugh while you can

dan

[Patrick]

Obama was getting (And actually attending!) his daily intelligence briefing.

He is told that in Afghanistan 2 Brazilians and 5 Americans had been killed in the last 48 hours.

His face goes pale and he exclaims "OH NO! This is TERRIBLE NEWS!"

...he pauses for a minute to collect his composure.

..."Just how many IS a brazillion anyway?"

Sounds like something he would say.

[Serk]

Sounds like something he would say.

...only if someone put it on his teleprompter first...

*Ba-Dum-TISH*