Us Hoosiers don't need no steenkin photoshop. Found on a Craigslist ad.

The ad is just as good, from an honest seller:
90 S10 truck - runs - no heat - cracked windshield - drivers door hard to shut - rusty - 5 speed manual - camper shell - I only ran it 5 miles to and back hardware store for last 8 yrs. Hasn't been tuned up in 10 years misses out after it warms up . This is not something to drive daily just to hardware store or to haul !
If your texting me from out of state I won't respond " Some people just don't get this " - Local eyeball to eyeball only - No low ball offers I won't respond - Cash only !
Only $600.
Craigslist Link