Trip to the female dentist

[Patrick]

 
 
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[Serk]

Did ya'll hear about the Buddhist monk they refused Novocaine for his root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

[The emperor has no clothes]

Did ya'll hear about the Buddhist monk they refused Novocaine for his root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Thats so friggin bad it's funny. 

[Serk]

Did ya'll hear about the Buddhist monk they refused Novocaine for his root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Thats so friggin bad it's funny. 

Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He was also considered a wise man among his people, some would even say a mystic. He ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a...  A super calloused fragile mystic plagued by halitosis.

[John Schmidt]

GROAN!

[DirtyDan]

dally lama goes up to a hot dog stand and says

I want you to make me one..........with EVERYTHING

giggle

dan

[Gavin_Sons]

I had to get a wisdom tooth pulled last year and had to go to work right after, the dr. Asked if I wanted gas or any pain meds. I asked how long it would take, he said less than a minute. I told him to pull that sucker and send me on my way. 15 seconds later it was out. Gave me a script for 30 hydrocodones that never got filled. Didnt hurt much at all. But I do have a very high pain tolerance,  maybe I'm just tougher than most 

[John Schmidt]

There's an old story about a big game hunter that went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. Dentist came at him with the needle and was told he didn't need the Novocain, just pull it. A few minutes later, after a good struggle, the tooth was out and the dentist said "that must have been the worst pain ever." The hunter said "oh no, once I was out bear hunting and felt the #2 call of nature. So I squatted down next to a tree and with the first dropping it landed on a bear trap, triggering it shut on my privates that were hanging down."  The dentist was shocked and said "oh my, then that must have really been the worst pain ever." The hunter said "no, it was when I came to the end of the chain." 

[The emperor has no clothes]

There's an old story about a big game hunter that went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. Dentist came at him with the needle and was told he didn't need the Novocain, just pull it. A few minutes later, after a good struggle, the tooth was out and the dentist said "that must have been the worst pain ever." The hunter said "oh no, once I was out bear hunting and felt the #2 call of nature. So I squatted down next to a tree and with the first dropping it landed on a bear trap, triggering it shut on my privates that were hanging down."  The dentist was shocked and said "oh my, then that must have really been the worst pain ever." The hunter said "no, it was when I came to the end of the chain."