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Patrick
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« on: January 23, 2016, 10:17:52 AM »
 
Dear Abby

 

My husband hasn't worked for the last 14 years.  All he does is get dressed in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies.
I know he`s cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his granddaughters.
I know this because he brags about this to me.
He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night.
We sleep in separate beds because he’s telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and fat ass turns him off.
Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I just leave him?
Your advice would be appreciated.
 Sincerely,
 Mad as Hell
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Dear Mad as Hell,

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man.  I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.!
Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act more like a lady.
Remember ....... you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like one.
Best of luck to you,
Abby
 
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JimC
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2016, 12:25:19 PM »
I call BS on that one, Hillary never owned a frying pan!

Jim
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Jim Callaghan    SE Wisconsin
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2016, 06:41:24 PM »
Quote from: JimC on January 23, 2016, 12:25:19 PM
I call BS on that one, Hillary never owned a frying pan!

Jim

I think that was one of the items she took from the White House because she thought it looked important, especially having never seen one before.
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Patrick
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2016, 04:40:16 AM »
OK, good points !   Grin
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Xtracho
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2016, 05:00:05 AM »
Everytime I hear the words "Dear Abby" I think about the John Prine song.
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Mark

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msb
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2016, 06:57:47 AM »
Quote from: Xtracho on January 24, 2016, 05:00:05 AM
Everytime I hear the words "Dear Abby" I think about the John Prine song.
John Prine .... a GREAT songwriter. Been listening to and playing his music since the 70's. Dear Abby -  ...."with her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees.....signed Just Married"   Grin
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Mike

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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2016, 08:02:16 AM »
We always liked John Prine, inspite of ourselves.

-RP
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Xtracho
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2016, 06:59:40 PM »
https://youtu.be/b2ccC4aULow
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