Japanese sex story

[da prez]

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform  highly erotic sex:
  Husband= "Sukitaki . mojitaka"
  Wife replies="Kowanini!mowi janakpa"
  Husband say's angrily="Toka a anji" rodi roumi yakoo!"
  Wife on knees literly begging="Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
  Husband shouts angrily="Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

   I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this .........................
            You don't even know Japanese...........
                  You'll read anything as long as it's about sex.

                                          da prez
 

[DirtyDan]

ok Prez im busted

you got me

dan

[DDT (12)]

dp,

Lots of readers of your post, but only one confession... OK, let's make it two. I couldn't help myself, and you knew that when you posted the darn thing! Pretty sneaky, if you ask me. I almost felt vindicated, though, when I got to the part about the wife being on her knees, but that was not to be... Oh well, I'm busted too.

DDT

[Serk]

しかし、多分私は日本語を知っていますか。また、冗談で想定日本人は実際にあっても日本人ではない単語を作られています。

    

[Wizzard]

lol  2 completely inexperienced Japanese newly weds on their honeymoon fooling around in bed and all at once he says "I wanna 69" and she replies "you wanna bweef with bwoccoli"?

[Joe Hummer]

これらの日翻訳ものは、Googleで行うことができ、本当に素晴らしいです。

[Serk]

これらの日翻訳ものは、Googleで行うことができ、本当に素晴らしいです。

それはしかし、素晴らしいではないですか？翻訳は、粗むしろする傾向があるが、あなたは通常、非常に少なくとも、あなたのポイントを渡って得ることができます。

[Hooter]

   didn't read it . Only looked at the cartoons.

[DirtyDan]

thank you DDT

for anything else I try to "keep it real"

dan

[Patrick]

We need pictures, or, an interpreter. Pictures would be more better.