Stanley

Subject: Stanley

>
> Stanley died in a fire and his
> body was burned pretty badly.
>
> The morgue needed someone to
> identify the body, so they sent for his two bestfriends,
> Cooter and Gomer.
>
> The three men had always done
> everything together.
>
> Cooter arrived first, and when
> the mortician pulled back the sheet,
> Cooter said, 'Yup, his face
> is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him
> over.'
>
> The mortician rolled him over and
> Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'
>
> The mortician thought this was
> rather strange.
>
> So he brought Gomer in to confirm
> the identity of the body.
>
> Gomer looked at the body and
> said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.
>
> Roll him over.'
>
> The mortician rolled him over and
> Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley '
>
> The mortician asked, 'How can
> you tell?'
>
> Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley
> had two assholes.'
>
> 'What? He had two
> assholes?' asked the mortician.
>
> 'Yup, we never seen 'em,
> but everybody used to say:
>
> 'There's Stanley with
> them two assholes.'
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