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I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on e-bay) and put it in the CENTER of the yard.
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT charged me.
Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of way and security can't pat us down.
Safe at last
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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2016, 02:09:07 PM » |
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If that wasn't so true it would be funny. 
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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2016, 02:27:23 PM » |
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Just don't let 'em catch wind of your succulent smoked pork "bacon bombs", Mike. You'll blow your cover! 
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2016, 02:54:38 PM » |
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Just don't let 'em catch wind of your succulent smoked pork "bacon bombs", Mike. You'll blow your cover!  
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2016, 04:17:55 AM » |
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If that wasn't so true it would be funny.  +1
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2016, 04:32:37 AM » |
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You just might want to go that extra mile and put a good sound system in your garage ( should you not have one ) and play that weird and hideous music they send out from a mosque to call the sheep to prayer. The O said that is one of his favorites, figures. Chuck
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2016, 07:33:11 AM » |
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Oh, and by the way, IF you ARE offended, get the f*ck out of our country Ride safe y'all. 
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2016, 07:47:16 AM » |
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Oh, and by the way, IF you ARE offended, get the f*ck out of our country Ride safe y'all.  I am not offended. But if I was who made you the King ? 
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2016, 09:32:08 AM » |
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Oh, and by the way, IF you ARE offended, get the f*ck out of our country Ride safe y'all.  I am not offended. But if I was who made you the King ?  Agreed...The only thing I was offended by was that ignorant post....
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2016, 10:40:33 AM » |
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Oh, and by the way, IF you ARE offended, get the f*ck out of our country Ride safe y'all.  I am not offended. But if I was who made you the King ?  Agreed...The only thing I was offended by was that ignorant post.... I try not to point with a descriptor of ignorance as I carry a bit of that myself. It's easier to see in some of us than in others.
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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2016, 11:29:00 AM » |
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I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on e-bay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on e-bay) and put it in the CENTER of the yard.
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT charged me.
Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of way and security can't pat us down.
Safe at last
You forgot to add that college students will agree with what your isis flag stands for and denounce Israel as what is wrong in the middle east. (They're ignorant to the fact that there are 1 million free Muslims living in the middle east. All living in Israel where they go to school, own business, and serve in they're gov't.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzm5aAFNmZg
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« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2016, 04:26:34 PM » |
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Oops! I am sometimes more than a little harsh when dealing with political things. I do apologize profusely. Sorry. 
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« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2016, 04:30:16 PM » |
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Oops! I am sometimes more than a little harsh when dealing with political things. I do apologize profusely. Sorry.   no harm no foul
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