A man with no enemies

[Patrick]

 
 
A Man With No Enemies
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Meet Walter  Barnes - All golfers should live so long as to become this kind of old man!
   
Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"
   
80% held up their hands.  The Minister then repeated his question.  All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes. 
   
"Mr. Barnes, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" 
   
"I don't have any," he replied gruffly. 
   
"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual.  How old are you?" 
   
"Ninety-eight," he replied.  The congregation stood up and clapped their hands. 
   
"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?" 
   
The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned to face the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all them assholes."
 
Then he calmly returned to his seat.
 
 
 
 

[John Schmidt]

LMAO!  I'm getting there, hope I can say the same thing one day. I just found out they cancelled the planned class reunion in my home town, not enough people left and the ones that are alive can't make it for some reason. They needed a big turnout so they could at least break even on expenses.