A thief in Paris

[Patrick]

 
 
A thief in Paris planned to steal some
Paintings from the Louvre
 
 https://sites.google.com/site/humoursix/sunday-family-humour-10th-february/f1.jpe?attredirects=0
 
After careful planning, he got
past security,  stole the paintings,
and made it safely to his van.
 
However, he was captured only two 
blocks away when his van ran out of gas
 
When asked how he could mastermind
such a crime and then make such an 
obvious error, he replied, 
 
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole 
the paintings.'
 
https://sites.google.com/site/humoursix/sunday-family-humour-10th-february/f2.jpe?attredirects=0
I had no Monet
 
https://sites.google.com/site/humoursix/sunday-family-humour-10th-february/f3.jpe?attredirects=0
To buy Degas
 
 
https://sites.google.com/site/humoursix/sunday-family-humour-10th-february/f4.jpe?attredirects=0
To make the Van Gogh.'
 
https://sites.google.com/site/humoursix/sunday-family-humour-10th-february/f5.jpe?attredirects=0
See if you have De Gaulle to
send this on to someone else....
 
https://sites.google.com/site/humoursix/sunday-family-humour-10th-february/f6.jpe?attredirects=0
I sent it to you because I figured
I had nothing Toulouse .
 

[mike72903]

Groan.

[FLAVALK]

Come on man!