Patrick
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Largo Florida
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« on: May 20, 2016, 09:14:32 AM » |
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Wisdom Of A Senior
Lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that, at my age, I don't really give a rat's ass anymore.
If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
A whale swims all day, only eats fish, and drinks water, but is still fat.
A rabbit runs, and hops, and only lives15 years, while a tortoise doesn't run, and does mostly nothing, yet it lives for 150 years. And they tell us to exercise? I don't think so.
Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran.
3. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
5. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it?
6. It was a whole lot easier to get older, than it was to get wiser.
7. Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant.
8. I wish the buck really did stop here; I sure could use a few of them.
9. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
10. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
11. It is hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
12. The world only beats a path to your door when you're in the bathroom.
13. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
14. When I'm finally holding all the right cards, everyone wants to play chess.
15. It is not hard to meet expenses . . . They're everywhere.
16. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth..
17. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . . I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm "here after".
18. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.
19. It is a lot better to be seen than viewed.
20. Have I sent this message to you before...or did I get it from you?
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2016, 02:14:47 PM » |
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Some days, you're the top dog, some days you're the hydrant. (A keeper)
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pedroski
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« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2016, 02:19:24 PM » |
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1975 GL-1000 - Solo (not completed)
1976 GL-1000 - Sidecar outfit (not completed)
1978 GL-1000 - Future project
1988 GL-1500 - Shopping trolley
1998 GL-1500C - Flagship
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Ramie
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« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2016, 04:52:55 PM » |
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Sometimes your the windshield, sometimes your the bug. (Mary Chapin Carpenter)
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“I am not a courageous person by nature. I have simply discovered that, at certain key moments in this life, you must find courage in yourself, in order to move forward and live. It is like a muscle and it must be exercised, first a little, and then more and more. A deep breath and a leap.”
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Firefighter
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« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2016, 05:01:24 PM » |
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Sometimes your the windshield, sometimes your the bug. (Mary Chapin Carpenter)
Made me remember:
Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits the windshield?
His asshole.
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2000 Valkyrie Interstate, Black/Red
2006 Honda Sabre 1100
2013 Honda Spirit 750
2002 Honda Rebel 250
1978 Honda 750
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Wizzard
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Bald River Falls
Valparaiso IN
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« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2016, 06:21:02 PM » |
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yep,, and he sure wont have the guts to do it again!  |
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Rams
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So many colors to choose from yet so few stand out
Covington, TN
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« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2016, 06:46:34 PM » |
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I've read this before (I think)
Who are you, have we met?
As I told the lady across the street, I don't need no pants on to check my mail..........
Have we had this discussion before.
No officer, that's not my car and I didn't park it out there in the lake. I have a boat, it's right over there in the parking garage.......
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Learning the majority of life's lessons the hard way.
Every trip is an adventure, enjoy it while it lasts.
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2016, 07:00:43 PM » |
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Some days you're a pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Patrick, what's the latest on your health issue? Any decisions as yet?
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Patrick
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Largo Florida
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2016, 06:24:45 AM » |
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Some days you're a pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Patrick, what's the latest on your health issue? Any decisions as yet?
PM sent, thanks Was hoping we could have gotten together last winter, maybe this winter. |
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