How do you decide who to marry?

Too funny not to pass on!!

HOW
DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(written
by kids)

You
got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips
and dip coming.
--
Alan, age 10

-No
person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God
decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
--
Kristen, age 10

2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET
MARRIED?
Twenty-three
is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
then..
--
Camille, age 10

3. HOW
CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE
MARRIED?
You
might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same
kids.
--
Derrick, age 8

4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE
IN COMMON?
Both don't want
any more kids.
--
Lori, age 8

5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A
DATE?
-Dates
are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
enough.
--
Lynnette, age 8 (isn't
she a treasure)

-On the
first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second
date.
--
Martin, age 10

6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS
SOMEONE?
-When
they're rich.
--
Pam, age 7 (
Love her )

-The law
says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that.
- -
Curt, age 7

-The
rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
have kids with them. It's the right thing to
do.
- -
Howard, age 8

7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR
MARRIED?
It's
better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean
up after them.
--
Anita, age 9 (bless you
child )

8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF
PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There
sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't
there?
--
Kelvin, age 8

And the #1
Favorite is .......

9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE
WORK?
Tell your wife
that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump
truck.
--
Ricky, age 10