I have to stop saying "how stupid can you be?" I think some people are starting to take it as a personal challenge.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but.....the hamster was dead?!?
Common sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.
Love this last one:
They had to get a translator in at the benefits office today. Somebody came in speaking English.

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OK, now back to my recliner and enjoy the a/c, too hot to do anything outside.

Forgot to add this little ditty, has a nice beat to it. Enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/embed/MjdPx8cJ27Y