You just can't make stuff like this up...........

[3fan4life]

3 Michigan women stranded because they thought the river ran in a circle:

http://us.tomonews.com/women-on-tubing-trip-get-stranded-overnight-because-they-thought-the-river-ran-in-a-circle-3105792

From the article:

Someone near the bridge reportedly told the trio that the river runs in a circle and would eventually bring them back to wherever they started.

I have a sneaky suspiscion that Gig or Skinhead had something to do with this. 

[Patrick]

Boy, its hard to fix stupid.  But, probably had they stayed for awhile they would come back around after about 25000 miles.

[Psychotic Bovine]

Maybe they thought it was like an amusement park ride.

"And a river runs around it."

[G-Man]

Maybe they thought it was like an amusement park ride.

"And a river runs around it."

They were on the lazy river.   

[Romeo]

Obviously Trumps fault. Couldnt have anything. To do with our stellar public schools.

[Wizzard]

I think they got confused and thought they were on the lazy river at the water park

[Moonshot_1]

Most racist thing I've seen. Black women successfully being naturally Blond. 

[art]

The world is flat an there's no such thing as a river running downhill. They all go roundy round. And they vote,probably Democrat.