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Does the Canadian government provide free beaver to ride ? And if so, how does one apply for citizenship ?
Politically incorrect sexist pig! I thought everybody liked free beaver ?  In my humble experience, it's NEVER free. And I'm not just talking money. Always a buzzkill in the crowd.  You've got to admit, the thought of free Canadian beaver is worth considering a move ? 
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"Good Day Eh'... I'm Yer New Neighbor...Eh'  what could go wrong with that...you already have Justin Bieber and Neal Young. And Bill Maher. Let's not forget this wonderful human being who mocks religion and those who believe, as well as stating over and over again how stupid Americans are.
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« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2016, 02:25:12 PM » |
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Does the Canadian government provide free beaver to ride ? And if so, how does one apply for citizenship ?
Politically incorrect sexist pig! I thought everybody liked free beaver ?  In my humble experience, it's NEVER free. And I'm not just talking money. Always a buzzkill in the crowd.  You've got to admit, the thought of free Canadian beaver is worth considering a move ?  Be careful what you wish for...some of those beavers are like the 72 vestal virgins waiting for Jihadi Martyrs...400 pounds sporting sharp teeth, hairy legs and unibrows.
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« Reply #43 on: October 26, 2016, 02:47:06 PM » |
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"Good Day Eh'... I'm Yer New Neighbor...Eh'  what could go wrong with that...you already have Justin Bieber and Neal Young. And Bill Maher. Let's not forget this wonderful human being who mocks religion and those who believe, as well as stating over and over again how stupid Americans are. Nope...nosireeee...you can't put that one on us...that turd was dropped(born) in New York
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« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2016, 03:55:44 PM » |
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Be careful what you wish for...some of those beavers are like the 72 vestal virgins waiting for Jihadi Martyrs...400 pounds sporting sharp teeth, hairy legs and unibrows.
Did you grow up in, or do you live near, a colony or something?
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« Reply #45 on: October 26, 2016, 04:01:26 PM » |
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"Good Day Eh'... I'm Yer New Neighbor...Eh'  what could go wrong with that...you already have Justin Bieber and Neal Young. And Bill Maher. Let's not forget this wonderful human being who mocks religion and those who believe, as well as stating over and over again how stupid Americans are. Nope...nosireeee...you can't put that one on us...that turd was dropped(born) in New York You're right. Sorry about that. I am confusing him with someone else, but I don't know who.
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« Reply #46 on: October 26, 2016, 04:59:18 PM » |
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"Good Day Eh'... I'm Yer New Neighbor...Eh'  what could go wrong with that...you already have Justin Bieber and Neal Young. And Bill Maher. Let's not forget this wonderful human being who mocks religion and those who believe, as well as stating over and over again how stupid Americans are. Nope...nosireeee...you can't put that one on us...that turd was dropped(born) in New York You're right. Sorry about that. I am confusing him with someone else, but I don't know who. Maybe you're thinking about that little punk ass Bieber. I blame you canadians for that cancer you gave us 
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« Reply #47 on: October 26, 2016, 05:12:41 PM » |
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Be careful what you wish for...some of those beavers are like the 72 vestal virgins waiting for Jihadi Martyrs...400 pounds sporting sharp teeth, hairy legs and unibrows.
Did you grow up in, or do you live near, a colony or something? Did you fall off your stilts and fracture your funny bone...or something. I am guessing that taking a little stab at middle eastern jackholes is beneath your elevated sense of humor.
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« Reply #48 on: October 26, 2016, 05:19:32 PM » |
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"Good Day Eh'... I'm Yer New Neighbor...Eh'  what could go wrong with that...you already have Justin Bieber and Neal Young. And Bill Maher. Let's not forget this wonderful human being who mocks religion and those who believe, as well as stating over and over again how stupid Americans are. Nope...nosireeee...you can't put that one on us...that turd was dropped(born) in New York You're right. Sorry about that. I am confusing him with someone else, but I don't know who. Maybe you're thinking about that little punk ass Bieber. I blame you canadians for that cancer you gave us  Be nice...let him have his moment a little too close to the sun...the wax holding those wings together ain't going to last.
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« Reply #49 on: October 27, 2016, 08:25:19 AM » |
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Be careful what you wish for...some of those beavers are like the 72 vestal virgins waiting for Jihadi Martyrs...400 pounds sporting sharp teeth, hairy legs and unibrows.
Did you grow up in, or do you live near, a colony or something? Did you fall off your stilts and fracture your funny bone...or something. I am guessing that taking a little stab at middle eastern jackholes is beneath your elevated sense of humor. What I said was meant as a quick, flippant joke. We were talking about Canadian "beavers", and the meaning facetiously became Canadian women. Then you said some [Canadian women] "are like the 72 vestal virgins waiting for Jihadi Martyrs...400 pounds sporting sharp teeth, hairy legs and unibrows." So, I'm thinking, where is 7th_son from that many of the women look like that? The closest I could come up with in Alberta, where you are from, is Hutterite women (who live on Hutterite colonies), who are seldom slender. Sharp teeth and unibrows don't seem to be their curse, however, and I really have no knowledge of the hairiness of their legs. Unibrow ain't so bad (not an Alberta girl): 
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« Reply #50 on: October 27, 2016, 08:30:56 AM » |
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« Reply #51 on: October 27, 2016, 08:42:14 AM » |
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Lol this is great entertainment   I agree. But it's kind of sad that G.R. has to keep explaining his jokes.  I wasn't being facetious about beavers. You have a dirty mind Kevin. 
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« Reply #52 on: October 27, 2016, 10:15:02 AM » |
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I wasn't being facetious about beavers. You have a dirty mind Kevin.  If not that, then what were you planning to do with your free semiaquatic rodent? 
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I wasn't being facetious about beavers. You have a dirty mind Kevin.  If not that, then what were you planning to do with your free semiaquatic rodent?  What happens in the Great White North stays in the Great White North 
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« Reply #56 on: October 27, 2016, 11:58:26 AM » |
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Be careful what you wish for...some of those beavers are like the 72 vestal virgins waiting for Jihadi Martyrs...400 pounds sporting sharp teeth, hairy legs and unibrows.
Did you grow up in, or do you live near, a colony or something? Did you fall off your stilts and fracture your funny bone...or something. I am guessing that taking a little stab at middle eastern jackholes is beneath your elevated sense of humor. What I said was meant as a quick, flippant joke. We were talking about Canadian "beavers", and the meaning facetiously became Canadian women. Then you said some [Canadian women] "are like the 72 vestal virgins waiting for Jihadi Martyrs...400 pounds sporting sharp teeth, hairy legs and unibrows." So, I'm thinking, where is 7th_son from that many of the women look like that? The closest I could come up with in Alberta, where you are from, is Hutterite women (who live on Hutterite colonies), who are seldom slender. Sharp teeth and unibrows don't seem to be their curse, however, and I really have no knowledge of the hairiness of their legs. Unibrow ain't so bad (not an Alberta girl):  Your comment could easily be taken two ways...it didn't sound like a flippant joke at the time. Glad you cleared that up. Re: Salma...she was the go to hollywood dream girl back at the colony...unibrow, robust ankles... Many posters under many beds in the single men's quarters at the Neudorf Colony.
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« Reply #57 on: October 27, 2016, 12:23:40 PM » |
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Re: Salma...she was the go to hollywood dream girl back at the colony...unibrow, robust ankles... Many posters under many beds in the single men's quarters at the Neudorf Colony.
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