"The Swamp Hag" would be a classy name for the witches chariot!
And her slogan could be "Liar, liar, pantsuit's on fire".
And if there was an official limerick......
There once was a pervert named Weiner
Who had a perverted demeanor
Forced from the Hill
For acting like Bill
Now Congress is one weiner leaner
And if there was an official "Hillary song"....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW4iXESE2Rc