2 future Darwin Award winners

[DirtyDan]

Hey all

 Well wow just WOW. I've seen some dummies but these two really stood out. I'm sitting in my car the other night in front of the store (HINT) reviewing my purchase. So these two characters come up to me with a sob story needing money and a ride.....both of them. Meanwhile they are scoping me and the area like predators. I know it when I see it

No doubt these two "ain't from around here"

So after I tell them that I'm not a cab service or ATM machine they try the store with similar results. Now they look "angry". I just had to laugh......... HARD

what store was I in front of ?

Yeah the GUN store. Can't make this stuff up

Dan

[Jess from VA]

Even one of the TV Cop Shows is called..... Morons on Parade. 

Anything in your pockets?

No.

Are you sure?

Well there's a knife, and some weed, and some crack, and my crack pipe, but that other crack pipe is not mine, I'm just holding it for a friend.  And that big bag of pills is my mom's, I don't know what they are.  And that syringe, isn't mine, I just picked it up to throw it away so nobody got stuck.

Why do you have a roll of hundreds?

Oh, I just carry it in case I want to take a vacation.


That is funnier than any comedy show on TV.   

[cookiedough]

I think nowadays is best to just walk away quietly without saying a word.  Weirdos nowadays never know what they may attempt to do regardless of your life or their own.

back in the day or even now if I am feeling pissy,  I will tell them to go F themselves and back the F off!