Ever wonder why? :)

[John Schmidt]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. 

Lets have a look at the evidence: 
 
- No Christmas 

- No television 

- No nude women
 
- No football 

- No pork chops

- No hot dogs 

- No burgers 

- No beer
 
- No bacon 

- Rags for clothes 

- Diapers for hats 

- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower 
 
- More than one wife 

- More than one mother in law 

- You can't shave 

- Your wife can't shave 

- You can't wash off the smell of donkey you cook over burning camel crap 

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you and your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell you that, "when you die, it all gets better?" Well, no crap, Sherlock! 
 
It's not like it could get much worse!

[art]

All true but very funny just the same

[old2soon]

No Rock and Roll-No Country and Western-No Blues-No Blue Grass-well hellz bellz-no frikkin wunder the dumbasskos strap on splosives and blow dem selves up!  Dem folks got anywhere to run triple digit M/Cs?  RIDE SAFE.

[hubcapsc]

Dem folks got anywhere to run triple digit M/Cs?  2funny RIDE SAFE.

-Mike "I love it here"