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Author Topic: Chicken Little, the sky.....or shelf....is falling! :)  (Read 742 times)
John Schmidt
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« on: December 16, 2017, 08:23:45 AM »

The laundry room has one of those white plastic covered wire shelves mounted above the washer/dryer. About 2-3 days ago Rita wanted me to remove about ten flower vases we had collected over the years and had them stored on that shelf, along with enough gift wrapping and bags for a Macy's 50% off sale. I removed the vases and tossed them....all glass, in the trash. Yesterday afternoon I was chasing a lizard along the ceiling, snapped it with a towel and it fell behind the washer. I leaned in to see if my aim was good, no lizard so I stood up before moving out from under that shelf. I caught the front edge of the shelf with my head which lifted it abruptly, snapping about a dozen 35 yr. old plastic clips holding it in place. Down it came, dumping everything on the floor with a resounding crash. I didn't know Rita could still move that fast! Smiley  She came out from the bedroom pushing her four wheel rickshaw and it was about 40-11 OMG's in a row. I'm soooo glad I had removed all but a couple of those glass vases about two days prior. Yesterday, I made a trip to Home Depot and picked up a batch of new clips, only these are metal and come furnished with screws and inserts for mounting on plasterboard. After removing all the debris, I found who ever installed it did so by just screwing into the plasterboard, not into the studs. I got out my stud finder and after adjusting it so it didn't keep pointing back at me Evil I located all the studs needed and used them for mounting, and it's actually level....surprised me too! That sucker will be up there long after we're gone, still have to spackle over the old holes and then paint. I'm thinking maybe I should do the same thing with the self on the opposite wall, it's got some really heavy crap up there. Strangely enough, on either shelf....none of the junk is mine. How can that be?!? Roll Eyes

The REALLY amazing part of all this(per my wife), I actually started and finished a project in one afternoon.....let alone in one day, and it was level. Told her if she's going to continue with her verbal abuse I was going to remove just one wheel on her rickshaw.  2funny
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Jess from VA
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« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2017, 09:03:24 AM »

My poor old head is a network of scars from years of sticking it into tight places (to actually see what I am working on), and then coming up under all manner of sharp and painful objects.  I have smashed my noggin coming up under my motorcycle hand grips a 100 times.  An overhanging corner of my split level home with a tin corner-trim cut me so many times, I took out a couple maxi pads and duct taped them over that corner to protect my head, and be cursed the look of such redneck engineering.

People asking about my head scars are told they are a combination of skin cancer, harry homeowner improvement injuries, and dueling scars.   
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« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2017, 11:48:13 AM »

so no lizards were harmed in the project?   Wink

Glad it all worked out.

Had one of those wire closet shelves do the same thing once.

At least you got your fixed same day, good job John
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« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2017, 12:39:23 PM »

Its level !?  Wow. How'd ya manage that !


After all the decades of bumping my head, I've not managed to knock any sense into it. Quite the opposite.  Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2017, 01:38:12 PM »

Back in the late 80s early 90 s I think every apartment building built used that wire shelving. Non were screwed to studs. If the clip doesn’t fail the sheet rock does. It only takes one clip to fail to start the ball rolling for an unannounced crash. People have no idea how much clothing weighs. Then add oh say a couple boxes on old college reference books. Middle of the night crash,” I don’t know it just fell.” Yup. When I have to repair them they are in a stud.
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2017, 04:55:02 AM »

The REALLY amazing part of all this(per my wife), I actually started and finished a project in one afternoon.....let alone in one day, and it was level. Told her if she's going to continue with her verbal abuse I was going to remove just one wheel on her rickshaw.  2funny
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John, you're gonna give guys like me a bad name. Starting and finishing a project in the same day is sacreligious! Besides I would not be able to live with myself when my wife faints and hits her head.
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