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Drove the high school boys j/v and varsity basketball team across town. Too cold to sit on the bus and read whilst the games are played. I don't like sitting with the engine idling wasting fuel and causing unnecessary exhaust fumes. I'm sitting on the second to top row of the bleachers in the gym. There's a wide jogging track that runs around the inside perimeter of the gym. This is separated from the bleachers by a metal railing. Spectators will stand leaning against the railing to watch the game. Half time and I want to check the origin of the pop track "Doctoring the Tardis". Phone must be in a bad wifi area in the gym and I can't connect to Google. I type in "Duck Duck Go" and look to verify my spelling before I press "GO". I'm horrified that my fat thumbs on the phone keyboard have entered the words "Dick Suck Go"  I'm pleased that I did check the spelling cause who knows what might have been revealed on the phone screen AND visible to the spectators of all ages and sexes sitting and standing above and behind me. |
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« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2018, 06:25:46 PM » |
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2018, 03:01:39 AM » |
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Accident Huh,   |
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2018, 06:38:35 AM » |
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I can barely, competently type on a standard size keyboard. Let alone some tiny micro keyboard (no wonder texters are all over the road).
In 20 odd years of schooling, I only failed one class....... typing. Well, it was Jr Hi, and they let me pass with a -D, but they said I had reached my full potential, and should not sign up for Typing 2 (charitable of them). This seemed like good advice, and I took it. I was damn fortunate to have others to do my typing over the years (of employment). Now, I plunk and plod, and always look before I hit send.
Two pickets for titsburg, please. Sorry ma'am.
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2018, 02:09:08 PM » |
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2018, 03:07:59 PM » |
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that is funny. Are you sure you were not milf watching and your mind was in one place while your fingers knew what they wanted? Not in public |
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2018, 05:01:27 PM » |
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that is funny. Are you sure you were not milf watching and your mind was in one place while your fingers knew what they wanted? Not in public  |
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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2018, 05:55:51 PM » |
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I was headed into work early to make an early meeting.
Got stuck behind a wreck on freeway, so texted my boss "stuck in traffic, be there soon"
Was very careful to watch the correct words form.
Got to work, and the whole team was laughing.
Boss showed me his phone...
"suck my traffic, baby soon"
Don't call me "baby", he says.
God, I hate auto-correct!
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The emperor has no clothes
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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2018, 06:42:52 PM » |
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I was headed into work early to make an early meeting.
Got stuck behind a wreck on freeway, so texted my boss "stuck in traffic, be there soon"
Was very careful to watch the correct words form.
Got to work, and the whole team was laughing.
Boss showed me his phone...
"suck my traffic, baby soon"
Don't call me "baby", he says.
God, I hate auto-correct!
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Daniel Meyer
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2018, 09:22:30 AM » |
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I was in line at the bank recently...behind a guy that was watching straight-up, hard-core porn on his tablet.
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2018, 11:29:51 AM » |
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I was in line at the bank recently...behind a guy that was watching straight-up, hard-core porn on his tablet.
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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2018, 12:40:20 PM » |
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some people just have no class at all.  |
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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2018, 01:35:38 PM » |
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I was in line at the bank recently...behind a guy that was watching straight-up, hard-core porn on his tablet. Yeah, but was he touchin' himself? |
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Peace, Whiskey.
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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2018, 04:44:12 PM » |
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When I was younger I worked for the library system. They always called on me to go deal with the guys who wanted to watch porn. In public. On the library computers. Some of them tried to be discreet about it, but mostly they wanted to turn up the volume and make sure people knew what they were doing. They seemed to love to sit right in a group of moms and kids. Some of the librarians would have a hard time. The guys would claim first amendment rights, or just ignore them. For some reason, they never gave me a hard time though. Not sure if it was just about being a perv, or more about "trolling" and pissing people off. I was in line at the bank recently...behind a guy that was watching straight-up, hard-core porn on his tablet.
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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2018, 05:36:06 PM » |
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one thing I sometimes do not like is autocorrect when typing on cell phone texting it thinks you need this word and fixes automatically what I typed correctly to something else and I do not catch it and send the text anyways.
my kids text like it is their life. when my then 16 year old got her first keyboard phone she sent 9000 texts the first month. NUTS!!!!
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