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Pete
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« on: March 30, 2018, 01:08:36 PM »
Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.

The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization will promote many morons to become isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
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Pete
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« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2018, 01:14:12 PM »
We’ve just heard that the Obama Administration will be honoring the 43rd President of the United States by naming the gap between the tectonic plates beneath Haiti after him.

The area will now officially be referred to as “Bush’s Fault.”
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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2018, 03:25:52 PM »
This deserves some type of award!
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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2018, 06:56:31 AM »
very funny.... cooldude
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2018, 08:03:01 AM »
 cooldude
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2018, 10:26:21 AM »
Interestingly enough Canadian Nuclear Laboratories (CNL) has discovered the true lightweight element Trudopeum. It is missing both the neutron and lepton, making completely weightless.
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