Thanks guys 'n gals, this is the big 8----0! Happy to be here.
As with every year, yesterday...April Fools Day, I got my usual call from Rita's sister. Upon answering the phone, she starts singing Happy B'day to me then tells me how my mother lied to me lo those many years ago about my birth date being April 2nd. Says she did it out of pity for me so I wouldn't be harassed my whole life because I was really born on April 1. It's something she does every year and has become a bit of a family joke. I guess April 1st wouldn't quite be the same without it now.
I have gotten back at her a few times over the years, but
won't(can't) go into that on here. Will I get the last word? Time will tell...she's about five years older.
