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Houdini
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« on: November 09, 2009, 10:41:31 AM »

New Urban Assault USMC Motorcycle

Designed as an equalizer for inconceivable and unpredictable lane changes, and other traffic related anomalies perpetrated by the cell phone using, motor home/SUV driving morons in Texas imposed on the rest of us. The below pictured machine was designed for that purpose.

Each mini gun fires at a rate of 3000 rounds per minute (6000 total). During initial test and evaluation it was demonstrated that a single 2 second burst would, and did blow a 40 foot RV with tow car clean off the road, leaving an open and unobstructed route ahead. It will vaporize an SUV in seconds!

Tests further indicated that after two or three RV's/SUV's in a row were eliminated, or "friggin smoked", others voluntarily pulled off the road and thus became a "non threat."






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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2009, 06:17:08 PM »

I like it! However, it appears to be defenseless to the lane-changing SUV coming in from the sides, needs some boom-sticks pointing out the sides as well... Maybe even one out the back to scrape off tail-gaters...  tickedoff
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GreenLantern57
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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2009, 06:57:54 PM »

I assume the extra tanks are for the flame thrower out the back.  Wink
That would handle the tailgaters!
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2009, 04:34:45 AM »

I'm with Serk.  It's a really good start, but needs offensive and defensive reinforcements to the rear.   Wink
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Brad
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2009, 10:02:17 AM »

You are also gonna need a trailer for extra ammo.  That bike can't carry enough for one rush hour commute  Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2009, 05:01:48 PM »

Chuck Norris doesn't need armor on his bike.
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2009, 05:14:45 PM »

Chuck Norris doesn't need armor on his bike.

Chuck Norris rides a trike. We went on a ride with him on Oct 10.
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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2009, 06:41:45 PM »

I'm liking the concept, however to think practically for just a moment ... I'm thinking the rate of fire from the miniguns would effectively halt the bike in just a couple seconds ... pesky Newtonian laws of motion / energy conservation
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Serk
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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2009, 07:04:51 PM »

I'm liking the concept, however to think practically for just a moment ... I'm thinking the rate of fire from the miniguns would effectively halt the bike in just a couple seconds ... pesky Newtonian laws of motion / energy conservation

Good point, however, from what I can see of the engine, I'm guess that bike is, or rather was, a Boss Hoss, or some other V8 powered motorcycle... While ya' might have traction issues, I'm pretty sure the engine could overcome the recoil forces...  cooldude
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